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  1. #4311
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kryten View Post
    Is this the right number to get Russian Hookers to p1ss all over me again.....? but this time I want one to have a dump on my chest as well.

  2. #4312
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    OK, here's one that should get the comedic juices flowing...

    prince-philip-mandella-super-169.jpg

    My attempt:

    Mandela to Prince Philip "No I'm not worried - I hear Vim hasn't picked me for his Celebrity Dead Pool so I should be OK..."
    Rimmer: I've no idea who you are, but boarding this vessel is an act of war, ergo we surrender! And as prisoners of war, I invoke the All Nations Agreement article number 39436175880932/B.


    Kryten: 39436175880932/B? All nations attending the conference are only allocated one car parking space? Is that entirely relevant, sir? I mean, here we are in mortal danger and you're worried about the Chinese delegates bringing two cars.




  3. #4313
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kryten View Post
    OK, here's one that should get the comedic juices flowing...

    prince-philip-mandella-super-169.jpg
    Phil the Greek : 'Are you a terrorist?'

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    Given that The Idiot in Chief is on his way to the UK as I type, and given that he has just come from the NATO Summit in Brussels, this pic would seem to be an ideal one for a caption competition.

    Caption Competition.jpg
    Rimmer: I've no idea who you are, but boarding this vessel is an act of war, ergo we surrender! And as prisoners of war, I invoke the All Nations Agreement article number 39436175880932/B.


    Kryten: 39436175880932/B? All nations attending the conference are only allocated one car parking space? Is that entirely relevant, sir? I mean, here we are in mortal danger and you're worried about the Chinese delegates bringing two cars.




  5. #4315
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    "Whilst the NATO Member States look to the future, Ronald McD seems to struggle with the simple concept..."
    "If you had to choose between your wife or winning the lottery, what new car would you pick"?

    Late & Tired

  6. #4316
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    Despite intense training from Whitehouse staffers the Donald still can't bring himself to look to the left.
    Stents keeping things open 24/7

    Men have status, boys are busy updating theirs

  7. #4317
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    "I see no balloon"

  8. #4318
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    Very quickly NATO leaders regretted using a big screen for the live Twitter feed

    Never Push a Full Commode PULL IT

  9. That fukcing cow May has farted again...!
    It all started with nothing, then it exploded.

 

 
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