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    What is the kindest thing a stranger has ever done for you?

    Ever had your faith in humanity restored by a complete stranger? Have you ever experienced a totally unexpected random act of kindness from someone you have never met before?

    Just been reading some of THESE and wondered if the Goat Community have similar stories to tell...
    Lister: Lister to Red Dwarf, we have in our midst a complete smegpot. Brains in the anal region. Chin, absent presumed missing. Genitalia, small and inoffensive. Of no value or interest whatsoever.
    Commander Binks: Binks to Enlightenment. Evidence of primitive humour. The human displays knowledge of satire and imitation. With patient tuition, could perhaps master simple tasks.
    Lister: Lister to Red Dwarf. Displays evidence of spoiling for a rumble. Seems unable to grasp simple threats. With careful pummeling, could be sucking tomorrow's lunch through a straw.
    Commander Binks: Binks to Enlightenment. The human seems to be under the delusion that he is somehow capable of bestowing physical violence to a hologram.
    Lister: Lister to Red Dwarf. The intruder seems blissfully unaware that we have a fairly sturdy holowhip in the Munitions cabinet. And unless he wants his derriere minced like burger meat, he'd better become history in the next two seconds flat




  2. Nope. However, Mrs tried to do a good deed a few years back.

    So Mrs is driving home from work, and sees an old dear trip and faceplant into the road - she stops and helps. Old dear is bloodied and confused and so Mrs sits her on the side of the road. As Mrs' car is parked on the side of the road, cars have to wait to navigate around, a RAF guy in uniform is waiting to pass, jumps out to see why he has to wait and then says "ah ok, you've got it under control, see ya!" - cheers ****.

    Anyway, Mrs doesn't really know what to do and no one else is helping, so she offers to drive the old dear to the hospital or home; old dear says to take her home. Now Mrs says she drove this lady to 2 or 3 different locations, none of which knew the old dear, so what does she do? She brings her to our home!!!!. Cleans her up and makes her cups of tea etc.

    I get in from work - wtf is going on? Mrs says that she thinks the old dear has hurt her head as she isn't making sense - had a chat with the old dear and yup, she's bat****. I ring for an ambulance and also let the fuzz know we have kidnapped an old lady.

    Fuzz get their first and it turns out the old dear had escaped from the local home, suffers from Alzheimers etc and Mrs had been taken her to old dears old address and some random ones for good luck too.

    Copper takes the old dear away and 'advises' Mrs to just call the police/ambulance service next time.

 

 

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