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  1. Hang a big clock around your neck (with the time set accordingly), and say you're operating under military (Zulu) time.

  2. Quote Originally Posted by Vim_Fuego View Post
    I have to go on a mini rugby tour of which one night is fancy dress. I have been assigned the mission of being a Zulu or similar African tribesman.

    Thoughts on blacking up the face for this? In these 'times' would I get lynched for such antics?
    Phuck em. You're a long time dead. Go full mental including a Lammy mask.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stevienics View Post
    Phuck em. You're a long time dead. Go full mental including a Lammy mask.
    A David Lammy mask? Itís not Halloween!
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  4. In the late 70s I went to a fancy dress party in Wickrath as Bob Marley. I liked Bob Marley and simply wanted to honour him. At the party there was a black couple, they didn't seem to be offended and were laughing when they saw me. At the party we chatted, danced, joked and all was normal. When I think of it now though I can't tell if deep down there was some offence felt by the couple, I would be horrified if there was. So in short, don't go as a Zulu.
    Last edited by Tedlooney; 12-04-2019 at 13:36.
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  5. You could always go in a slugs outfit and have a female sat in your shoulders. When asked what have you come as . You can say a snail and this is Michelle

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  6. Quote Originally Posted by justintime129 View Post
    You could always go in a slugs outfit and have a female sat in your shoulders. When asked what have you come as . You can say a snail and this is Michelle

    I'm a citizen not a subject
    Get the mess webley and we'll have someone clear the mess out the back....
    It all started with nothing, then it exploded.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vim_Fuego View Post
    I have to go on a mini rugby tour of which one night is fancy dress. I have been assigned the mission of being a Zulu or similar African tribesman.

    Thoughts on blacking up the face for this? In these 'times' would I get lynched for such antics?
    Go as three clocks Local BST and Zulu!

    Never Push a Full Commode PULL IT

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    don't bother blacking up, just opt for one of those ridiculously big african tribal masks. no harm, no foul!

    That said, some african tribes are more than happy to 'white-up'... LINKY

    Feel free to be deeply hurt and offended - how very dare they!
    Last edited by Witty_Banter; 15-04-2019 at 14:42.

 

 
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