Along the same lines but the original DPM waterproofs that were never made in a size that fit anyone, could not be worn for more than a few minutes without running the risk of dehydration and heat exhaustion and were about as tactical as a clown outfit.
Another RAF great was the original blue rucksack that if you used the extendable bit with anything that weighed more than 1 Kg would rip through and dump the contents on the floor.
Hairy Mary Jumper nuff said.