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View Poll Results: Will I be watching this royal wedding

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  • Yes

    2 3.85%
  • Oh Fcuk Off

    50 96.15%
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  1. #1
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    Will You? Won't You?

    Will you be sat on the morning 12th October, wearing you union jack suit and bowler hat, hugging a lace lined pillow with a picture of the Royal Family on it whilst you dab away the tears of joy at Eugenie and Jack tying the knot bless them...


    Or will be not be able to give less of a sh1t if you took a course in not giving a sh1t and passed with honours?
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  2. #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vim_Fuego View Post
    Will you be sat on the morning 12th October, wearing you union jack suit and bowler hat, hugging a lace lined pillow with a picture of the Royal Family on it whilst you dab away the tears of joy at Eugenie and Jack tying the knot bless them...Or will be not be able to give less of a sh1t if you took a course in not giving a sh1t and passed with honours?
    I'd rather use my testicles to stir a pot of lava.

  3. #3
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    I'd rather french kiss the business end of a leperous skunk.
    Lister: Lister to Red Dwarf, we have in our midst a complete smegpot. Brains in the anal region. Chin, absent presumed missing. Genitalia, small and inoffensive. Of no value or interest whatsoever.
    Commander Binks: Binks to Enlightenment. Evidence of primitive humour. The human displays knowledge of satire and imitation. With patient tuition, could perhaps master simple tasks.
    Lister: Lister to Red Dwarf. Displays evidence of spoiling for a rumble. Seems unable to grasp simple threats. With careful pummeling, could be sucking tomorrow's lunch through a straw.
    Commander Binks: Binks to Enlightenment. The human seems to be under the delusion that he is somehow capable of bestowing physical violence to a hologram.
    Lister: Lister to Red Dwarf. The intruder seems blissfully unaware that we have a fairly sturdy holowhip in the Munitions cabinet. And unless he wants his derriere minced like burger meat, he'd better become history in the next two seconds flat






  4. #4
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    There's more chance of me using a pipette to slowly drip battery acid downs my Japs eye than watching who ever it is marry some other person on the telly box.
    Stents keeping things open 24/7

    Men have status, boys are busy updating theirs

  5. #5
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    I havenít watched the last 3 decades worth of privileged arseholes getting hitched so not about to start now. Long live the Republic!!
    'It doesn't matter how beautiful your theory is; it doesn't matter how smart you are. If it doesn't agree with experiment, it's wrong', Richard Feynman.

    'Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason', Mark Twain.

  6. #6
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    I'd rather have red hot battery acid poured into my ricker from a great height than watch some fat arsed gwar chinless fcukwad spunk my taxes up the wall.

  7. #7
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    Iíll be respecting their privacy, appreciate it if they respect mine.


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  8. #8
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    What does she do for the country? In fact, what do her mum and dad do for the country?

    The wedding of some minor horse-faced royal to some socialite rich kid doesn't float my boat.

  9. #9
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    Who?

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  10. #10
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    I would rather guide my Dad into my Mum.
    Elitest B'stard.

    Show me a man who never fails and I'll show you a man who never tries.......


 

 
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