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    Quote Originally Posted by Rigga View Post
    Terms and Definitions:
    "I think you look lovely" from an 'Adonis'...attractive chat-up line from a lovely guy
    "I think you look lovely" from me - Harrassment and three years in the clink!
    What about 'that's a smashing blouse!'?
    'It doesn't matter how beautiful your theory is; it doesn't matter how smart you are. If it doesn't agree with experiment, it's wrong', Richard Feynman.

  2. Quote Originally Posted by Rigga View Post
    Terms and Definitions:
    "I think you look lovely" from an 'Adonis'...attractive chat-up line from a lovely guy
    "I think you look lovely" from me - Harrassment and three years in the clink!
    In a few years the whole free male population is going to look like Channing Tatum, every other man's going to be in prison on harassment charges just because one woman thinks they're ugly.

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    Another addition to the seriously silly season.... some bint up north wants the fairy tale of 'Sleeping Beauty' removed from use in schools because the kiss with which Prince Charming wakes her is 'non-consensual' and could warp young minds. Oh ffs! Her line is that Sleeping Beauty should only be used in schools later on as a vehicle to discuss consent issues.

    So another Christmas Panto off the list then!!!!!

    Just in case you think I'm making it up http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/item/3...e-73c727b8ceb6
    Last edited by Oldstacker; 26-11-2017 at 18:20.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oldstacker View Post
    Another addition to the seriously silly season.... some bint up north wants the fairy tale of 'Sleeping Beauty' removed from use in schools because the kiss with which Prince Charming wakes her is 'non-consensual' and could warp young minds. Oh ffs! Her line is that Sleeping Beauty should only be used in schools later on as a vehicle to discuss consent issues.

    So another Christmas Panto off the list then!!!!!

    Just in case you think I'm making it up http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/item/3...e-73c727b8ceb6
    They’ll probably ban Puss in Boots next because of the obviously beastiality connotations!
    'It doesn't matter how beautiful your theory is; it doesn't matter how smart you are. If it doesn't agree with experiment, it's wrong', Richard Feynman.

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    Snow White and her 7 vertically challenged sex slaves will be next.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oldstacker View Post
    Another addition to the seriously silly season.... some bint up north wants the fairy tale of 'Sleeping Beauty' removed from use in schools because the kiss with which Prince Charming wakes her is 'non-consensual' and could warp young minds. Oh ffs! Her line is that Sleeping Beauty should only be used in schools later on as a vehicle to discuss consent issues.

    So another Christmas Panto off the list then!!!!!

    Just in case you think I'm making it up http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/item/3...e-73c727b8ceb6
    Surely she's just attention seeking.

    What next, mouth to mouth resuscitation being construed as non consensual?
    Last edited by Max Reheat; 27-11-2017 at 18:08. Reason: Typo
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  7. Thumbs up dave 75

    Yes , mouth to mouth could be in future only be done under strict supervision . Needless to say once the protocals are in place , casualtly is brown bread .

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    Don't forget.... CPR requires strong hands on the chest....... with up & down movements.......
    Lifesaver or defendant?

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    What's happening in this country. Is it the start of silly season Your Message

    High time pantomimes were banned: "Aladdin" with it's racial overtones, "The Three Bears" and hints of possible animal abuse when Goldilocks stole one of their beds; "Dick Whittington" highlighting poverty and lack of opportunity of competitiveness from his peers on his climb to be Lord Mayor of London. As for "Jack and Jill" for what underhand purpose yet with sexual overtones, consensual or no, were they going up that hill? "To fetch a pail of water" was a canard of the most dubious order. Bah! Humbug! No place on the modern theatre stage for this decadent rubbish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dave View Post
    Yes , mouth to mouth could be in future only be done under strict supervision . Needless to say once the protocals are in place , casualtly is brown bread .
    Personally I think the world has become too overcrowded in recent years. Instead of instigating a cull, all we need to do is close hospitals and stop doing first aid for a few years. Those that make Darwin's list, should be allowed to collect their trophy (looking at you, head-in-a-microwave cretin). Those who's bodies can no longer cope with the constant abuse (drugs, whatever), will no longer be a problem. Those who have had a good innings, can move on to the cricket-team in the sky (or whatever your belief).

    A few years of that and not only would the world population be a little smaller, but we'd also have raised the collective IQ of the species! We'd all be a little more sensible and a lot more careful.

 

 
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