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  1. Typhoons grounded

    Linky here

    Any typhoon people out there shed any light onto the issue? All typhoons have been grounded except for QRF due to an issue with the harness on the ejection seat.

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    in The Sgts' Mess
    Yes. I found that the aircraft 700 wasn't up to the correct AL state and numerous incorrectly filled in job cards across the fleet. The ejection seat story is a cover we released to hide the shocking state of Quality Assurance across the typhoon fleet.
    Pride in self, Pride in Service. I never make mistakes. Well, I did make one once. That was when I thought I had made a mistake, but hadn't.

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    127.3 miles from Saints
    Old Brucey could be right or perhaps this could also have a bearing on why.
    Stents keeping things open 24/7

    Men have status, boys are busy updating theirs

  4. #4
    It also shows the dangers of placing all your eggs in one basket.. Government take note.

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    At the uckers table
    Quote Originally Posted by I Look Like Kevin Costner View Post
    It also shows the dangers of placing all your eggs in one basket.. Government take note.
    They won't.
    It is a good rule in life never to apologise. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    55m up, in a generator on a stick.
    Typhoon Quick Reaction Alert in the UK and Falkland Islands have already been modified
    This would suggest that it's a relatively quick fix.

    No longer a Holder of The Shilling.
    "I have... seen things you people wouldn't believe..."

  7. Word is normal service will be resumed early next week.
    I wanna be an Airborne Typist

  8. #8
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    AFAIK it's a problem with the QRF on the seat, so should be sorted quite quickly, spares provided!

  9. #9
    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    Sucking a golfball through a garden hose.
    The spares have been provided... the problem is sorted. Just to work through the rest of the fleet and normal service will resume.
    You can't fly without Supply.

    If it ain't raining, it ain't training!

  10. #10
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Northern Ireland
    Excellent quote in the Sun

    Quote Originally Posted by The Sun View Post
    The grounding order came on Tuesday - the day before Battle of Britain Day...

    "It's a tad embarrassing being grounded over Battle of Britain Day. But the Germans and Italians have grounded theirs too."


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