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    UK PM to EU......."Of course we'll accept and go...

    UK PM to EU......."Of course we'll accept and go along with a that, it's certainly not a problem"....."Now, what was the question?".....
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    Career Criminals? Three strikes and then you have...

    Career Criminals? Three strikes and then you have to become an honourable politician......"That'll learn 'em!".....
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    The way those hierarchy powers that be are giving...

    The way those hierarchy powers that be are giving this poor 'Kapitan' hell about abuse of MT - he may has well have gone the whole hog and siphoned fuel from 'Das Boot' and filled the school run...
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    A mutant Catfish?.....Was it feline the effects...

    A mutant Catfish?.....Was it feline the effects of radiation poisoning then?.....
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    Apparently you can as a tourist visit the site...

    Apparently you can as a tourist visit the site where that nuclear disaster occurred. Although you have to wear underpants made of lead.....Or Chernobyl Fall out....
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    "Bleep and Booster".........Blue...

    "Bleep and Booster".........Blue Peter.......Science Fiction at its Finest!.......

    Anyway, 'The Moon's a Balloon'......Coz David Niven said so.........
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    "Bleep and Booster".........Blue...

    "Bleep and Booster".........Blue Peter.......Science Fiction at its Finest!.......

    Anyway, 'The Moon's a Balloon'......Coz David Niven said so.........
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    I reckon when on leave and given half the chance,...

    I reckon when on leave and given half the chance, he'd have probably used his ship for a weeks cruising on the Norfolk Broads.....
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    So pleased with the Royal arrival......Never been...

    So pleased with the Royal arrival......Never been so excited since I boiled an egg.......
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    It's only the hairs on a gooseberry......that...

    It's only the hairs on a gooseberry......that stops it from being a grape......
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    Flexible laminated 1250 that had a multitude of...

    Flexible laminated 1250 that had a multitude of uses.......and a little buff torn off slip that you carried around when on leave......to let those if you were asked, know that you weren't AWOL.......
  12. I assume they will install an FR probe as well as...

    I assume they will install an FR probe as well as the US boom receptacle type thingy?.......Which it will allow it to stay up longer, therefore more 'yom yom' rations for the airborne formation...
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    She could always go 'Dutch' with her...

    She could always go 'Dutch' with her hubby......"She's a Keeper.....Schmoke an' a pancake?"......
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    A big Brandy Sour before doing...

    A big Brandy Sour before doing battle......."HUZZAH!".......
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    She's got a story to tell.......and our British...

    She's got a story to tell.......and our British Press will be scrambling over each other and waving their wads to this charming lady, to get her 'exclusive' tale of her fulfilling time spent...
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    Apparently, this young female teenager and her...

    Apparently, this young female teenager and her other two naïve mates, actually only ran away to be future NASA astronauts on the ISS.....but unfortunately, they caught the wrong flight and flew to...
  17. .......Cor! I do so hope they're sporting 'BIG...

    .......Cor! I do so hope they're sporting 'BIG JUGS'!......
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    The sooner we emulate that superb animation by...

    The sooner we emulate that superb animation by Pixar's WALL-E where modern technology allows the human race to become clinically obese and have everything done by automation and technology to allow...
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    Last night me and the missus chillin' at home had...

    Last night me and the missus chillin' at home had a quite a few g&t's followed by just a few double brandy's with a single shot of port in them.....Followed by a hefty session of sex an' rugs an'...
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    Absolute arrogant tools and total co(knockers who...

    Absolute arrogant tools and total co(knockers who stand and sit along a very busy bar, rather than purchase their drinky poos then move away from the rammed bar and hopefully stand in the void pub...
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    Bring back William Hartnell.......Once that...

    Bring back William Hartnell.......Once that original Black and White Dr Who intro music came on, I immediately dived behind the settee and peered over it with fear, at those fuggin' Daleks and...
  22. Busy hands is Happy hands....and a day away from...

    Busy hands is Happy hands....and a day away from work, is a day wasted......

    Santa has to graft......
  23. End of austerity does not mean more pay...

    End of austerity does not mean more pay........That is, unless you're a politician........
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    Crass stupidity.....and they must be as thick as...

    Crass stupidity.....and they must be as thick as mince, for even thinking it would be a hoot to film their burning model of Grenfell....absolute co(k-knockers.....
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    Murf wheat beer.......tasted ok, but boy, my fuggin' head the next day.......
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