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    Rogers RAFANASAURUS

    http://www.ejectorseats.co.uk/rafanasaurus.html

    good fun here

    #2
    Assessment Sticks - Golf: As in 18 Holes of cross country arse licking with your Assessment Sticks.
    Whats Greater than God and Worse than the Devil. The Poor have it, the Rich want for it. You can see it but can't feel it and if you eat it, it will kill you?

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      #3
      BOB - Bird or Bloke, AKA, Manwaaf, WFW (Wee Fat Waaf) Found in the Armourer trade, SEF, Supply (in particular R&D and Fwd Del) Easily spotted by the short back and sides, blokes trousers (in and out of uniform) Tattoos on the knuckles and a deeper voice than Barry White.

      The opposite to:

      PG - Probably Gay, usually light on the loafers, nice fingernails has lots of female "friends", doesn't swear much, tend's to avoid the crewroom, drives a suzuki santana and call it his little darling.
      Well I heard about the Goater you bin dancin' with, all over the neighbourhood, so why din' you ask me RAFBird, or did'n u think I could.

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        #4
        Bobfoc

        BOBFOC - Body off baywatch, face off crimewatch.

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          #5
          RUG/CARPET MUNCHER: (1) Lady who prefers the company of other ladies, wears comfortable shoes.

          (2) Expression used by Ex Appo when knocked back by a lady in a bar as in "She must be a rug muncher!"
          Well I heard about the Goater you bin dancin' with, all over the neighbourhood, so why din' you ask me RAFBird, or did'n u think I could.

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            #6
            SEP - Waht happens to broken things towards the end of your shift. They become a Somebody Elses Problem......

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              #7
              always one of my faves

              Ying Yang - Meaning lots of, or everywhere. "Ive so much paperwork its coming out the Ying Yang"


              followed by Yam Sing, meaning to drink quickly, all in one "You had better Yam Sing a few mate, your stacking"
              Cheers

              Wobbly
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              "ACTA NON VERBA"

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                #8
                FIB/FUB: Fat Idle Barsteward/Fat Ugly Bird. As in "get some work done you FIB", or "Hey such and such has pulled a FUB".

                Guin: Short for Penguin, a flightless bird. Derogatory name used for tradesmen by RAF Regt gunners.

                Penguin Flightless bird that spends all day sh1tt1ng on Rocks.
                Well I heard about the Goater you bin dancin' with, all over the neighbourhood, so why din' you ask me RAFBird, or did'n u think I could.

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                  #9
                  Kafuffle

                  Kafuffle--- Slightly less stressful than a shenanagins but more stressful than a malarkey... Rects controllers favourite term of the week.
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                  Always read the small print. It usually starts "Your attestation date is....."

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                    #10
                    VOD

                    Van of Death. Mobile Kebab Shop/Bacteria Salesman who sells his wares to fresh-faced trainee coppers/shineys/stackers in Buckinghamshire post-boozer.

                    Also sells to trainee RAF Chefs...

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                      #11
                      LEO (Leo Sayer)- Term for a very long time on a pub crawl from 1100 - 2300hrs or beyond.

                      Example - We went on a LEO to Blackpool and pulled some FUBs
                      Fee Fie Foe FOM.....

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                        #12
                        BLISTER.(verb) He who turns up when all the hard work is done.

                        ARSE BISCUITS.(Adj) Working on shift when the clocks go back....and xmas....and new year.

                        Fu*@#N Fu@~ED..(Verb) Terminology to explain a situation that is totally out of ones control and is mainly the fault of others, and had nothing to do with me, honest...

                        SEAT TO STICK INTERFACE..(Exp,) The inability of the winged warriors to be honest when faced with a easy question:- 'Did you touch it' and the uncanny nack of mosy snags disppearing when system selected ON.

                        DDBC...Deaf, Dumb and Blind Chief. says it all really...

                        KNOBBER POTTER....plane spotter...
                        Last edited by goatblower; 30-10-2005, 00:53.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by FOMDude
                          LEO (Leo Sayer)- Term for a very long time on a pub crawl from 1100 - 2300hrs or beyond.

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                          Thats leo sayer, all dayer.....as opposed to the Barry white, all night...

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                            #14
                            Soap dodger - Splitter (add trade accordingly) SNCO (same with rank) who manages to go days without indulging in presonal hygene and wears t-shirts with yesterdays lunch down the front.

                            Plastic rank - Temporary rank upgrade for duration of tour. e.g. SGT - CT for 4 month MPA tour.

                            Splitter - Someone of dual trade. e.g. Sootie/Rigger.

                            Dublin Dog F##ker - Electrical tradesperson from Dublin.

                            Hot food technician - Air loadmaster

                            Meat bomb - Parachutist (normally retarded with a large piece of silk)
                            I came, I saw, I ate some pies (well lots actually).


                            Project/Programme future Brize, I'm surprized it only took 12 years to make a pigs ear of it.

                            I am now grumpy, it's official!!!!!!!!

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                              #15
                              VC - Valley Commandos - A small tribe of South Waleian women unformally escorted on to RAF St Athan every bop night. The scourge of most Snowdrops attending driving courses, engineering types various and other unfortunates on temporary holds prior to formal training or final professional posting. God bless them!!


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                              You can take the man out of the NAAFI, but you'll never take the NAAFI out of the man!!!

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