Funniest Song Lyrics

[3Chordwonder]

As a companion to the "worst lyric" thread....

I'll start off with some Half Man Half Biscuit:

"Is your child hyper-active,
Or is he perhaps a tw*t....?"

[monobrow]

Pretty much anything by the shirehorses come into mind.........

Their version of Eminem's "Stan" is brilliant! :PDT_Xtremez_30:

[Man in Black]

50 Cent always makes me laugh on "21 Questions":

I love you like a fat kid loves cake

Or Kid Creole and the Coconuts on "Annie, I'm not Your Daddy":

If I was in your blood, you wouldn't be so ugly.

[Scaley brat]

the funniest ever

Kevin Bloody Wilson
Hey Santa claus you c***! Where's me f***ing bike?
I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.
I wrote you a f***ing letter and I come to see you twice
Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me f***ing bike.

also anyone remember the Macc lads ? Beer and sex and chips and gravy.

Treat yer women like toilets,
The're happy while you're abusing them,
But toilets don't follow yer 'round,
When you've finished using them

One two three four,

Beer and sex and chips and gravy,
Beer and sex and chips and gravy,
Gerrit down yer necks.

[The Sleepy Priest]

Kevin "Bloody" Wilson and Living next door to Alan. Absolutely hysterical:PDT_Xtremez_31:

[Mrs_Monobrow]

Pretty much anything by the shirehorses come into mind.........

Their version of Eminem's "Stan" is brilliant! :PDT_Xtremez_30:

LOL not heard that for ages!

[roverboy]

I like big butts and I cannot lie.............

[Tigger]

Heres a few

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFC0jWjPMdk&mode=related&search=

[Jim_P_Pulfrew]

The Macc lads 'Buenos Aries' seems very appropriate as its 25 years since they wrote it to support the troops going to the Falklands:

Ey up, ey up,
Ey up, ey up,

The lads are on their way,
With their bay-o-nets and their tommy guns
And their bellys full of Boddingtons.

[Cake or Death]

ANything buy the macc lads makes me pi$$ myself, check for your self

http://www.macclads.co.uk/hectic_house/lyrics/w_ind.html

Buenos aires is particulary great and check the link at the bottom of the page of buenos aires for the 1990 version. classic

now he's a poof is brilliant, Starts off with GET STUFFED YOU ARSE BANDIT! not the best thing to to start playing just as your F/S walks into the office, and then leaves abrubtly!

Also anything from weird al yankovic,

From eat it. 'If its getting cold reheat it!'

[Pan Warrior]

"I ain't never seen

An ass like that

The way you move it

You make my pee-pee go

'Doing-doing-doing'"

Eminem's 'Ass Like That'
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[Pan Warrior]

"Your butt is mine"

-Michael Jackson's 'Bad'


The worst opening line in pop history. However, hear it's huge in Dubai.