Eurovision Song Contest.....LIVE!!!

[airframe doctor]

This years Eurovision is so crap.............its fantastic!!!
Terry Woagns voice overs/commentary are brilliant,reminds me of programs of yesteryear like The Flashing Blade & others with badly dubbed voice overs.:PDT_Xtremez_30: :PDT_Xtremez_31:

[SirSaltyHelmet]

Russians got my vote!!!!!!!

WTF is the Ukrainian bollox?????????????

[airframe doctor]

France's contribution(if you could call it) that was funny as ****.......can't work out why one of them felt the need to wear a cat around his neck though. Strange people!!!

[Cake or Death]

wogan is always pi$$ed, and is sooooo biased and sarcastic, which makes it a larf

[Swingwinger]

Utter bollox but makes you pi$$ yourself laughing!! Bias voting, w@nk lyrics, just funny as fook!! Wogan you are a star!!

[auchtermuchty]

SSH almost has it right...

I'd need to add in the Moldovan girl

and the Macedonian girl

and the Finnish girl

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[mad_mo]

Tell you what makes me pi$$ about Wogan, he forgets where he is from ::/:

[I Look Like Kevin Costner]

British winners.... Not a chance... Gemmini level tonight.....

Eurovision needs to bin the national voting now. Grande britannia Nul point!!! First past the post in total votes???:PDT_Xtremez_31:

[airframe doctor]

Russians got my vote!!!!!!!

WTF is the Ukrainian bollox?????????????


Looks like Christopher Biggins as the Tin Man from the Wizard of Oz going to Starlight Express to me SSH.:PDT_Xtremez_19:

[Studley dangerfcuk]

I think Latvia or Sweden will win.

Sorry for being Sad.

Studley :PDT_Xtremez_42:

[airframe doctor]

I think Latvia or Sweden will win.

Sorry for being Sad.

Studley :PDT_Xtremez_42:


Sweden were funny too, best when they don't seem to take it seriously.........or were they???:PDT_Xtremez_08:

[auchtermuchty]

for those that didnt see....

Moldova is the one without the flag

[mad_mo]

FFS, all the voteing results are soooo political... The whole thing is a farce..

[airframe doctor]

I reckon Britain could win this yet......or have I had to much Scrumpy????:PDT_Xtremez_30:

[airframe doctor]

Maybe not, doesn't anybody like the UK? If not can't think why, mind you Princess Barbie who was just with the UK entry seems slighty unhinged.:PDT_Xtremez_35:

[I Look Like Kevin Costner]

time BBC bins the EBU... We pay for it.... But the Brit entry was cr*p!!!! again!!!!:PDT_Xtremez_42:

AF like the print!!

Sorry,,, Malta GC gave us 12?????? And the Irish 7???

Song was still cr*p

[Studley dangerfcuk]

Grate britian, Untidy Kindom NIL PIONT.

Bu**er

Scooch wernt that bad the blonde one would get a leat one (point) off me.



Studley :PDT_Xtremez_28:

[monobrow]

All we need to do is break the country down into smaller countries and we'll be alreet for votes.... Look at the Balkans, Russia... Shock though, Andorra didn't vote for Spain. The army is just coming over the border now I can imagine! :PDT_Xtremez_30:

It's a farce.

Yay Ireland, 7 points from them put us ahead of them! he he he he

[mad_mo]

Ireland just gave the UK 7 points!

[airframe doctor]

Get in 7 points & Malta's 12, we're on a roll now!!!!!!!!!!:PDT_Xtremez_30: :PDT_Xtremez_30: :PDT_Xtremez_30:

[monobrow]

And now 12 from malta, but still third from bottom. :PDT_Xtremez_21:

[Cooheed]

UK near the bottom? Pick the bones out of it. The only UK points from Malta (best give them as you gave our Island a VC) and Ireland, (not sure what). Political Bollocks and a complete pile of wnak. Why do the BBC give it fcuking air time?

[I Look Like Kevin Costner]

The Serb song as a song (sod the lyrics) wasn't particulary bad... At least the comedy record didn't win.

[I Look Like Kevin Costner]

UK near the bottom? Pick the bones out of it. The only UK points from Malta (best give them as you gave our Island a VC) and Ireland, (not sure what). Political Bollocks and a complete pile of wnak. Why do the BBC give it fcuking air time?

The singers and song were a complete pile of wnak. Thats why nobody voted for it apart for MMs lot and Malta (?????)

[Cooheed]

The singers and song were a complete pile of wnak. Thats why nobody voted for it apart for MMs lot and Malta (?????)

Every song was a pile of wank! Bet you're sitting there with your cup of green tea on the coffee table counting your Euro's......

[I Look Like Kevin Costner]

Every song was a pile of wank! Bet you're sitting there with your cup of green tea on the coffee table counting your Euro's......

Did I say that any of them were good????

Listen to Radio 1 mate.... Then you've know what w*nk is............

[airframe doctor]

UK near the bottom? Pick the bones out of it. The only UK points from Malta (best give them as you gave our Island a VC) and Ireland, (not sure what). Political Bollocks and a complete pile of wnak. Why do the BBC give it fcuking air time?

Every song was a pile of wank! Bet you're sitting there with your cup of green tea on the coffee table counting your Euro's......

I am sensing a lot of anger here regarding this thread Cooheed. Yes it is a ****e contest but thats what makes it so funny!!!

[MrMasher]

Its funny. I watch it every year and I find the voting section the best bit, even if they did cut it down this year by having points 1-7 at 1st in a oner.
I liked the Finland entry, kind of reminded me of Evanescence.
I also liked Hungary's entry, unsubstantiated blues, great voice.
And as for our entry, who the ferk voted that one in for us? What a pile of utter tripe. I am gutted that someone gave us some points for that! It was like watching Steps on a particularly bad day!
Well done Serbia though for promoting lesbian singers and nice one Ukraine for being utterly mental!

[monobrow]

Yes it is a ****e contest but thats what makes it so funny!!!Not for me, the funniest thing about Eurovision, is Terry Wogan. You can almost see him supping a bottle of spirits, usually finished by the time the votes come in....

"Ohhhh cyprus, I wonder if greece will get the 12 points? Yup, there it is! I don't think them two have ever given someone else the 12 since...... well........ ever"

As well as "Swedens vote, well Denmark aren't in it so they can't vote for them, I wonder if they'll make a politically correct vote this year?"

[FOMz]

I think its time the the Big Four of the Eurovision (UK, Germany, spain and France) withdrew our financial support for the 'Eastern European song contest' and lets see how these tin pot states fare then shall we.

What? you can't afford to host the Eurovision by yourselves? Asking far to much to enter this year? What a fookin shame!!! You newboys should learn not to bite the fookin hand that feeds you in future. You wanted into the EU, its your turn to cough up - now fcuk off!

[True Blue Jack]

You wanted into the EU, its your turn to cough up - now fcuk off!

Have I missed something? I didn't think Israel was an EU member? Or Serbia & Montenegro for that matter.

FFS it's one night a year when we can have a bit of a giggle about what it means to be European. Nobody has been executied for getting "Neel pwan" and we can all get on with hating the French/Spanish/Germans etc.

[TACAN]

Well I thoroughly enjoyed the whole thing - crap tho' it was..... Mind you the copious amounts of cider and a really good KP Mossala probably helped.

What puzzles me though, is why nobody has cottoned on the the fact that Ireland played their 'Father Ted' card ?????? :PDT_Xtremez_15:

[Absolutely_Starkers]

Was anyone else confused by the statement
"No countries from Western Europe" made it through to the final"

Please someone enlighten me - where abouts in Europe are Ireland, UK and France?
My brain hurts as I have desperately being trying to figure out how Ireland classes as Eastern Europe... has it moved?

I am aware that I may be missing something here - 'Help'!

Also - (and my husband had to point this out to me) :doh: is Israel in the EU?

**Trots off to think of new names for the NON-EUROvision song contest.**

[FOMz]

If you read up the thread, you'll see I refered to the Big Four. These get guarenteed entry into the final, dur to the financial support they give it.

[Absolutely_Starkers]

Oh OK - (Slaps self for not reading thread properly) - didn't know that...
Well that was a completely unnecessary thought-related headache - I honestly thought my Geography had seriously gone to pot!

[Chuffybum]

It's total c**p, b******s and the biggest rip off in history! Mind you, it didnt half give me a laugh. Some acts (including our own) look absolutely ridiculous.