E-Goat Caption Contest

[Vim_Fuego]

Welcome to the E-Goat caption contest.

The contest will be judged on a weekly basis running Sunday to Sunday.

The Mod's have chosen the first picture and will choose the first winner next Sunday.

After that the winning person must contribute the next picture and choose the winning caption the next week....and so on.



Here's your first offering

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[SirSaltyHelmet]

Mad Collie proving that he did really lead the Japanese raid on Pearl Harbour

TORA TORA TORA

[fergo]

Defence Cuts Are Really Starting to Bite

:PDT_Xtremez_40:

[MACC LAD]

nigger thought "if guy gibson doesnt hurry up i will do the dams by myself"

[fergo]

nigger thought "if guy gibson doesnt hurry up i will do the dams by myself"

****ing myself laughing!

Great signature

[Vim_Fuego]

http://www.ussyorktown.com/yorktown/pictur18.gif

The look on F/O Russels face told only one story...There was an electrician approaching and the chocks were still in...

[The Panther]

New head of fighter command comes up with a cunning way to beat the Nazis in a dog fight.


Vim beat me to a leckie dig !!!!!!!:PDT_Xtremez_28:

[Reformed Scribbly]

Sick of being called aircrew monkeys, pilots try for a new look of 'dogged' determination....

[gemarriott]

The move to full merger with the Royal Navy steams ahead with the introduction of the Dog Watch to RAF Strike Command.

[Penguins Suck]

right listen inn yous lot. i made up a capshon and it had betur win

mines capshun is

"I a dog flying a plain,. and i going to kik fcuk oot of yous in the bop"

[Tashy_Man]

The picture was leaked to the Daily Mail to confirm that the RAF had finally gone to the dogs.

[scaleywife]

http://www.ussyorktown.com/yorktown/pictur18.gif


Biggles had a 'ruff' night

OR

"I thought you said portay the 'terrier' of the skys"

OR

The RAF find a new way to beg for funding

Thats all for now.... Sorry!!

[metimmee]

http://www.ussyorktown.com/yorktown/pictur18.gif

The groundcrew were less than impressed when the new WRAF pilot arrived.

[Vim_Fuego]

http://www.ussyorktown.com/yorktown/pictur18.gif


Having ignored the urge to go pre-flight Flt Lt Scruffy now would give up several throws of a stick for a carrier bag and a squirt of air freshner...

[Tashy_Man]

MOD cutbacks affect the RAF again when an official was heard to say "You can teach a monkey to fly......."

[FOMz]

Once again the Air Ships fooked up when they thought Dubya had called it a 'War of Terriers'

I'll get me coat.

[True Blue Jack]

http://www.ussyorktown.com/yorktown/pictur18.gif

Never again would Rin Tin Tin get the same thrill from sticking his head out of a car window.

[penfold93]

Having learnt of the reputation of a certain trade and their sexual exploits with mans best friend, Fluffy the camp mascot decides enough is enough.

or

In an attempt to keep up with their civillian colleagues the RAF police show off their new eye in the sky pilot.

[Offeh Kitt]

The Japanese animal kamakazi platoon had moved on from dolphins with packages....

Compo had to now beat the bosh for his shoshages....

'Damn those Air Force cut backs, those earphones will never fit' muttered Sweeps dad...

on that note...

Harry Corbett the leckie had cleverly disguised his todger as a joystick knowing who the pilot was :PDT_Xtremez_35:

That'll doooo

[gemarriott]

Stop that pigeon!!

(you might have to be old like me to understand muttley)

[Scrufty Bear]

The boss had come up with a new idea to entice the leckies into actually doing some work...

[shiny_arse]

The flying officer realised he had cocked up by noting he was in the process of saluting a SWO and also that he had forgotten to shave again.

OR

Time for a sharp exit thought Rover on spotting S2 lying naked in the cockpit

[penfold93]

The Provost Marshall starts his flying lessons

[fileeth]

Ooohhhhhhhhhhh Yyeessss! - Churchill now do insurance for regular flyers:PDT_Xtremez_08:

[Vim_Fuego]

http://www.ussyorktown.com/yorktown/pictur18.gif

After giving the tennis ball his best ever throw pippins owner was surprised to see his dog was one step ahead of the game.....

[Scaley brat]

http://www.ussyorktown.com/yorktown/pictur18.gif
The dogs of war were never offered a commission after the war mainly due to their habit of celebrating a kill against the Hun by sniffing each other butt's and soundly licking their own balls in the mess

[Vim_Fuego]

http://www.ussyorktown.com/yorktown/pictur18.gif

Never again would Rin Tin Tin get the same thrill from sticking his head out of a car window.


WINNER!

Sorry about the lateness of judging...An invasion of welsh people kept me occupied all weekend...

True Blue Jack can you please supply a new photo please?? And judge it a week on Sunday or there abouts???

[True Blue Jack]

Sorry for the delay folks. I really didn't think I had a prayer with last week's competition with so many very funny entries or I would have had a pic prepared. I will announce the next winner a week on Sunday (27 May).

Anyway, here goes (hope the attachment works!) :PDT_Xtremez_19:

1955

[Duende]

I feel safest among people who don't have the vote.

[puter killer]

Whats the best about 39 year olds? - there are 30 of them.

[Gladiator]

Spot the C.U.N.T.

[sausage2]

1956
.


.

[theladf]

You can get your hands in either pocket! Uncle Gordons got a special treat for you, oh you've found it!!!!!!

[Humble Scribe]

Hands up if you think I'm a complete fecking pr!ck!

[Roobsta]

1. Who thinks the tories will win the next election?

2. Who thinks stealth taxes are a fair way to spend more money in schools?

3. Who thinks Jamie Olivers' cooking sucks?

4. Whose parents are worse off with all my new initiatives?

[mightyhunter]

http://www.ussyorktown.com/yorktown/pictur18.gif

The look on F/O Russels face told only one story...There was an electrician approaching and the chocks were still in...
vim, you owe me a new keyboard. and no, it's not because i'm leckie!:PDT_Xtremez_31:

[propersplitbrainme]

Nope, I'm still amongst intellectual superiors, can we go down another year or two.

[NotAnIDOYet]

:PDT_Xtremez_19:

1955


Look, no hands!!

[NotAnIDOYet]

http://www.e-goat.co.uk/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=1955&d=1179342630

"Hands up if you think Tony's a cnut!"

[laboratoryqueen]

The children prepare to play Slaps, with Gordon as IT

[fileeth]

Gordan goes back to school to retake his maths exam - he was quoted as saying 'after all these years i still can't get the bloody figures to add up!!' :PDT_Xtremez_42:

[SirSaltyHelmet]

Okay Kids, you have a choice.
Ten minutes with a cnut or two minutes with a bigger cnut - So who wants ten minutes with Timmy Mallet?

[grumpyoldb]

It's a good job you can't see where Tony's hand is............!

[Marshalloftheraf]

Hello Kids,
Does anyone think they could be Prime Minister when they grow up?

'If you can mister - piece of ****'

[TheHogwartsBEngO]

surprisingly, the latest Youtube 'Happy-Slapping' video wasn't subject to the usual public outcry.

[Mrs Badcrumble]

Where's Wally

[Mrs_Monobrow]

Monster on the lose! Has multiple heads. Do not approach and do not believe a word it says.

[Scrufty Bear]

Gordon was still smiling, unaware that the ginger kid behind him was getting closer and closer.

[Scaley brat]

And these are just the ones his wife knew about !

[leave your hat on maam]

If i wasnt such a tight ass jock and had worn deodrant i could have waved too!

[Scaley brat]

Okay children, how many of you love the cock ? :PDT_Xtremez_35:

[Vim_Fuego]

http://www.e-goat.co.uk/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=1955&d=1179342630


Gordon knew his smile would hide the shenanigans that were occurring 'downstairs' for only so long and at ejaculation his escape route was a stifled yawn...

[Bill Bones]

http://www.e-goat.co.uk/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=1955&d=1179342630

Gordon smiled blankly as he wondered how the little sh1ts had stolen his legs....

[laboratoryqueen]

Publicity poster for this years panto of Gordon Brown and the seventy dwarfs

[mad_collie]

The first thing I'll do when I'm PM is knife that cnut Jamie Oliver.

Who wants to help me?

[freudian slip]

'Hands up if you think my bottom lip does strange things when i stop talking and breathe in.'

[Boarderlyne]

Miss! Miss! Can't we have Gary Glitter back? He's less scary than this bloke!

[Harry B'Stard]

How many of you need saving from this scary man?

Which one of you farted?

How many of you will be wearing hoodies and scaring the local grannies tonight then?

[theladf]

At times like this its a pity its only your parents I'm screwing!!!!!

[scaleywife]

Where's Wally


Was going to post but this one broke the keyboard!! I got my winner....lol:PDT_Xtremez_28:

[Vim_Fuego]

During Gordon's visit to the inner city school he found it amusing that one of the young scamps had jokingly tried to pick his pocket as that was what he had planned for every one of them once they'd reached leaving age....

[Vim_Fuego]

"Who thinks my farts smell of burnt matches?"

[TrenchardsLoveSock]

Gordon smiled bravely, even though he knew it was his latest budget that ruined the schools glove-puppet theatre.

[Tashy_Man]

Gordon wasn't told the school production was "The Wicker Man"

Burn on.............

[Vim_Fuego]

During a 'tired' moment on Saturday night I managed to talk Wobbly into agreeing for a free Goat T-shirt to be awarded anually in mid December (so you should get it before Christmas) for the best caption of the year...

It will be judged by a none Goat member to keep it impartial (we have to find someone who will willingly trawl through this whole thread).

It's not a BMW 318Ti but it's better than a kick in the slats as they say!!

Keep captioning...

[Scaley brat]

"Gordon says hands up if you've heard of Penguin Sucks"

[MingMong]

The lilliputians excitement was short lived when they realised that Gulliver was actually a complete cnut!

[Defender of the universe]

The Dog Handler told me I could do it.
Or
I used to work in a circus now Im working for the clowns in westminister.
Or
Just marking my territory and then you can have the plane back SIR

[Scaley brat]

The Dog Handler told me I could do it.
Or
I used to work in a circus now Im working for the clowns in westminister.
Or
Just marking my territory and then you can have the plane back SIR

Read the WHOLE thread mate, we're on a new picture now ! :PDT_Xtremez_31:

[plummasmate]

with all the defence cuts going on, the AFCO started looking at new ways of recruiting leckies

[Vim_Fuego]

with all the defence cuts going on, the AFCO started looking at new ways of recruiting leckies

Again...We're onto the picture of Gordon Brown now...

[NotAnIDOYet]

Again...We're onto the picture of Gordon Brown now...

Off TopicOn the plus side we have an armourer that can nearly use a computer!! Who would have thought it!!Off Topic

"One day", said Gordon, "All of your money will be mine!!"

[True Blue Jack]

Right, I've closed this week's caption contest a day earlier than advertised because Mrs TBJ thinks I've gone mad from laughing. Loads of really funny entries this week and I have singled out 3 of them for special mention:

Third place goes to:

Gordon smiled bravely, even though he knew it was his latest budget that ruined the schools glove-puppet theatre.

Second place goes to:

Where's Wally


But the runaway WINNER is:




2021
The lilliputians excitement was short lived when they realised that Gulliver was actually a complete cnut!
:PDT_Xtremez_30:


MingMong can you do the honours and provide a new caption for next week, please?

[MingMong]

Thanks a lot TBJ.

Here's my offering for round 3 of the competition.

2022

Have fun dreaming up some captions for this little pic.

[wgaf]

" My party was much better than yours":PDT_Xtremez_17:

[FOMz]

Look how fookin nails I am.

[leave your hat on maam]

Even at home ironing SF dont want to be recognised.

[True Blue Jack]

The StayPuft Marshmallow man's sailor suit didn't iron itself.

[Defender of the universe]

Thanks a lot TBJ.

Here's my offering for round 3 of the competition.

2022

Have fun dreaming up some captions for this little pic.

Just cant find a wife to do the job these days

[Defender of the universe]

Im a stay at home houswife just doin my job

[Tashy_Man]

Princess Fiona was really crap at ironing so Shrek always had to do it........

[r0jaws]

Since Mary Jane had F@cked off with his best Mate, Spidey had really let things go down the sh1tter.

[I Look Like Kevin Costner]

Mainjafad realized he had something else to do, bar being tied to the goat!

[Vim_Fuego]

Even though the breasts are clearly visible it'll be a few weeks before this transexual elect will brave the outside world...


Or...

Phixer Girl catches up with the housework...

[mad_collie]

Even though the breast are clearly visible it'll be a few weeks before this transexual elect will brave the outside world...


Or...

Phixer Girl catches up with the housework...

Close the thread now. We have a winner.:PDT_Xtremez_31:

[lisab]

Anthea Turner had really let her 'perfect housewife' persona slip

[Defender of the universe]

Always wanted to do my Freddie Mercury impression " Iwant to break free" But was told that they never had a lens big enough to shoot me in the video.

[Gunnerrock]

Vim_Fuego actually thought his Gen App for the Queens Colour Squadron stood a good chance.

[monobrow]

"The missus has refused to iron me trousers now. Stupid b1tch says it's like ironing 4 pairs at once! Whatever that means.......

Do I smell pies???"

[Scaley brat]

2022


Jason Vorhees decided to replace his old white hockey mask with a black offering and some really sharp pleats.

Or

Fcuk them and they're party, once I finish this lot my missus will let me take the gimp mask off !

[Penguins Suck]

If I iron mines knob will it make it as big as Kevins?

[Scaley brat]

If I shav my hed and iron mines massiv knob, will theys think I's Sosuage 2 and let me stay in the Regimunt !

[dark_sider1]

hi sue!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sad git]

Colonel Kurtz knew that Captain Willard's trip had been a difficult one so he was making a special effort for the evenings festivities.

Oh no, the horror ..... the horror ..... of tram lines.

[Mrs_Monobrow]

My party is soooo much better than yours! I had a whale of a time! :PDT_Xtremez_14:

[penfold93]

With an impending new TV advertising campaign and the prospect of personal appearances the Michelin Man gets his oufit ready for action.

Louis Theroux is at home with Bella Emberg

[sausage2]

Mingmong loves c0ck

[laboratoryqueen]

Nasa investigates reports of a localised total solar eclipse

[gemarriott]

I'm having a sooper party with dolphins and tigers now fcuk off nobs

[Vim_Fuego]

The 'oohs' and 'ahhhs' were nothing campared to the crowds noise when they saw Shamu dive out of the water and begin ironing...

[laboratoryqueen]

Since the embarrassing Dyson incident, S2 was only allowed to play with the iron







Off Topic WTF are the mysterons doing in the background

[Cooheed]

And iron creases into his jeans

[AllWoman]

"Sweetiepie, I'm on the last one please can I go out with my friends now?"

[POB]

What goes, "Ring Ring, Ring Ring, OOooowww?"

A thick fat bloke answering the iron.

[wgaf]

"Ooooh I'd better finish all this ironing before my boyfriend gets back"

[gemarriott]

thank fcuk I'm gay! I could be at the pub with the lads drinking beer instead of pressing my y fronts mwah!

[Boarderlyne]

The latest version in remote control females. However the design team had felt left out.

[Bitburger]

' I'm fcuking nails I Am.

[tobytyke]

Andy McNab no-longer lives off Bravo Two Zero!

[shiny_arse]

Set the board up - then eat a pie
Plug the iron in - then eat a pie
Put trousers on the board - then eat a pie
Finish the first leg - then eat a pie
mmmm - I love ironing I do!

[monobrow]

Thanks a lot TBJ.

Here's my offering for round 3 of the competition.

2022

Have fun dreaming up some captions for this little pic.

And the winner is........

(c'mon MingMong!!!)

[Gregwah Peanut]

gotta get the creases out of my belly, gotta get the creases out of my belly, gotta get the creases out of my belly, gotta get the creases out of my belly:PDT_Xtremez_34:

[theladf]

There's nothing embarassing to see here, I usually do my chores wearing only my Fart-Mask and Pants combo!!!! Bring out the Gimp!!!!!

[Scaley brat]

"If I hurry up and finish Vim's flight suit, maybe he'll take me to heaven and back !"

[MingMong]

I'm really sorry for the delay in judging this, but i've been really busy getting drunk for the last few days.

Here's my favourite captions for this competition in reverse order.

#3
Princess Fiona was really crap at ironing so Shrek always had to do it........
From Tahy Man

#2
Mingmong loves c0ck
From Sausage2 (poor bitter fellow)

#1
The StayPuft Marshmallow man's sailor suit didn't iron itself
From True Blue Jack


I was going to avoid picking TBJ because he did supply the last picture, but his caption was the one that really made me laugh! So well done TBJ!

[True Blue Jack]

Thanks MingMong. I have asked Tashy Man to supply the next picture.

[True Blue Jack]

I have just realised that Tashy is away from his keyboard for a while so - reluctantly - I have decided to post this picture for your captioning amusement.

2185

I will choose a winner next Wednesday evening.

[penfold93]

Former Pm turned down as next UK Eurovision Entry

or

After money changes hands Scooch are made Peers of the Realm

[The Panther]

The joint winners of "Who does europe hate the most" took to the stage.

[AllWoman]

Ex PM Tony Bliar thanks his policy advisors!:PDT_Xtremez_31:

[PeanutPhil]

The PM is very happy with his choice of the RAF's trolley dollies new uniform.

[Scaley brat]

Tony Blair at the audition for second Thunderbird movie.

[NotAnIDOYet]

"Just smile and it'll be alright," said Tony, "It's worked for years for me!"

[Vim_Fuego]

Part of the healing process for 'Scooch' after their miserable placing at this years Euro song contest was to meet somebody apparently even less popular than themselves...

[NotAnIDOYet]

Smile if everyone thinks you're a cnut!

[Scaley brat]

2185


Blair poses for a Photo on the set of "Something about Mary".
Cameron Diaz (pictured left) said "I didn't want to stand next to him, he is old and smells of wee !"

[roverboy]

Tony Blair - "Thank f@ck I've found something even cheesier than my grin"

[Mrs Badcrumble]

Tony Blair showing off his ventriloquist skills learn't over the years in office as he didn't have much else to do.

[WhiteWolf]

"Tally Ho chaps - off for a dog fight"

[Sad git]

The lift was stuck between floors and Bob the attendant knew instantly that his worst nightmares were about to come true.

[FOMz]

Tony - so which one of you two girls does ATM???

[Scaley brat]

Tony - erm, a friend.... erm yes a friend of mine wanted to ask if erm you GUYS do ATM !

Blond - Tell Gordon same time same place !

[Vim_Fuego]

The replacement to the 'charging man with gun' target used on shooting ranges proved popular with British servicemen and civilians alike...

[the lovetoad]

"Great. Now I have to stand next to this untalanted, annoying waste of skin that has turned Britain into a European laughing stock."

Not sure which one of the 5 said it but they would all be right!!

[scaleywife]

'Scooch up I need to look popular'


I'll get my coat!

[3Chordwonder]

Blair unveils people's choice for new National Anthem.

[shiny_arse]

The "spot the plastic wanker" competition at Madame Tussauds was getting harder as the final shortlist was revealed.

OR

Blair reveals the latest additions to the CSE show for Iraq/Stan. Heard to comment "that'll sort the whinging goaters out" under his breath

[monobrow]

http://www.e-goat.co.uk/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=2185

I've picked my Flight crew for Blair Force one.... Ohh f*ck, I resigned...... Can I keep them?

[the lovetoad]

Tony wasn't entirely convinced that his new covert close protection team were up to the job.:PDT_Xtremez_15:

[Scaley brat]

Satan and his minions came to collect on their end of the deal !

[wolfy]

Tony Blair is welcomed as the new president of the society of cheesey grins.

[Sospan]

June unemployment figures up from 187000 too 187005 !

[I Look Like Kevin Costner]

UB40 tribute band

[Mrs_Monobrow]

In the event of a failed premiership the exits are situated here, here and here.

[Hammer and stillson]

Queens flight were really greatful to Tony for not cutting their uniform budget.:PDT_Xtremez_30:

[True Blue Jack]

Sorry for the delay guys and gals. I've only just sobered up enough to choose a winner.

3rd place this week goes to:

Tony wasn't entirely convinced that his new covert close protection team were up to the job.:PDT_Xtremez_15:


The runner-up is:

In the event of a failed premiership the exits are situated here, here and here.


But the runaway winner has to be:

The lift was stuck between floors and Bob the attendant knew instantly that his worst nightmares were about to come true.

SG please can you provide a picture and choose a winner next weekend.

[Mrs_Monobrow]

Sorry for the delay guys and gals. I've only just sobered up enough to choose a winner.

3rd place this week goes to:




The runner-up is:




But the runaway winner has to be:



SG please can you provide a picture and choose a winner next weekend.

Ah! pipped at the post. Well done SG, looking forward to your pic! :PDT_Xtremez_28:

[Mrs_Monobrow]

If SG doesnt post a pic in a certain time, do i get to do it instead as runner up? ::D:

[penfold93]

Hope it is not the Piccie of Mono getting out of the shower i was threatened with:raf:

[Sad git]

If SG doesnt post a pic in a certain time, do i get to do it instead as runner up? ::D:

I am thinking give me a chance.

[Sad git]

True Blue Jack,
Thanks for the PM and I choose the Weekend Break for Two as my prize.

Right he goes and I hope you all agonise over it as much as I did when choosing it.

2291

[penfold93]

Larry 'Buster' Crabb stars in the original version of 'Brokeback Mountain' in this scene he finds his lover being seduced by Jim-Bob

[the lovetoad]

Son. I want you to meet my new "life partner" - Osama.

[AllWoman]

mad_collie is devastated when he finds Hu and Gem holding hands!

[True Blue Jack]

"It's not what you think wgaf!" pleads Sausage2. "Kevin . . . I mean Dale . . . threatened to snap mines spine if I didn't teach him how to be a proper AMM."

[NotAnIDOYet]

Son, me and your "Uncle" Dave have got something to tell you...

[shiny_arse]

The embroidered quilt, the flowerly curtains, the bearded bloke in the bed. Suddenly it all made sense, wearing the cowboy hat did make him look gay!

OR

The mods have been busy working out the final details of the secret handshake in order that goaters would be able to meet up securely in Lincoln

[Chrispy]

"How the death of Napoleon really was"

[Scaley brat]

http://www.e-goat.co.uk/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=2291

Budgie looked down in disgust as S2 fluttered one loose and held on to FOMz till he smelt it !!

[Pan Warrior]

Kevin /dale bust into the room and says.." mum dad im going to the lincoln meet how do i look":PDT_Xtremez_28:

[Lofty0312]

True Blue Jack,
Thanks for the PM and I choose the Weekend Break for Two as my prize.

Right he goes and I hope you all agonise over it as much as I did when choosing it.

2291



its okay Saddam the new Iraqi Govt (yanks) have fallen for it and hung your doppelganger:PDT_Xtremez_19:

[laboratoryqueen]

At home with ZZ Top

[Sad git]

B@STARDS B@STRDS B@STARDS!!!!!!!!
You try and help people and let them use your log in and this is how they repay you. MingMong you fukking spastic, be very, very afraid.

Hurry the caption contest ends tomorrow :PDT_Xtremez_28:

[Jim_P_Pulfrew]

The Chief of the Air Staff was pleased to see that the bearded RAF Regt Gunners in Afghanistan were embracing the new Air Force policy of aligning with gay rights group Stonewall.

[TheHogwartsBEngO]

Even on his death-bed, the designer of the new Turbine Motor Works* company uniform was very proud of his achievement as it encapsulated the very essence of the company: It was, in essence, a cowboy outfit....





*BEngO's employer Aug '06 - May '07

[Sad git]

Right Chaps,
Thanks to all those who participated and the results to this weeks caption contest are:

In 3rd place is:
mad_collie is devastated when he finds Hu and Gem holding hands!


The runner-up is:
Budgie looked down in disgust as S2 fluttered one loose and held on to FOMz till he smelt it !!


But the winner this week has to be:
Even on his death-bed, the designer of the new Turbine Motor Works* company uniform was very proud of his achievement as it encapsulated the very essence of the company: It was, in essence, a cowboy outfit....
*BEngO's employer Aug '06 - May '07


TheHogwartsBEngO please can you provide a picture and choose a winner next weekend.

[AllWoman]

Well done THB!!!!!:PDT_Xtremez_30:

[TheHogwartsBEngO]

Blimey!

I'd like to thank My mum, my Dad, Mrs BEngO for all her support. I'd also like to thank TMW for being such a shoddy place to work....

anyway. This week's caption. Have fun peeps...

[Scaley brat]

A young BengO sits idly polishing his love rocket...

[gemarriott]

Penfold made his requested appearance in the armoury but we were all out on the p1ss and missed him.

[Tashy_Man]

Suicide bomber attempts RAF disguise

or

Does my Bomb look big in this ?

[TheHogwartsBEngO]

Suicide bomber attempts RAF disguise

Jesus! You could have warned me!

I'll have to get the FS to make me another coffee now :PDT_Xtremez_25:

[Lofty0312]

Mines a big Un
:PDT_Xtremez_31:

[fileeth]

Due to government cutbacks the designer of the new generation of 'laser guided munitions' had gone back to basic and would now incorporate the use of 'manually glided munitions' :PDT_Xtremez_35:

[rodger-dodger]

JENGO pilot officer, Tom Thumb chuckled when the realisation that his GS screwdriver was to big for the task.

[pie sandwich]

This years RAF amateur dramatics society will be performing "Dr Strangelove"

[Scaley brat]

After the Falklands remembrance parade fiasco, Jamie Barrett hopes his plans to assume the identity of Sir Arthur 'Bomber' Harris on Battle of Britain day will be more successful !

[monobrow]

It seems that Flt Lt Badminton-Racket has a fetish for big long things that eventually explode with messy results.

:raf:

[scaleywife]

The new RAF issue butt plugs were proving so popular that (Insert name of appropriate Mod here) was hanging on tight to his!

[TheHogwartsBEngO]

(just to spoil the fun peeps, the picture is supposedly a publicity shot for 'Torchwood' so that is Captain Jack in the picture...)

[Scaley brat]

(just to spoil the fun peeps, the picture is supposedly a publicity shot for 'Torchwood' so that is Captain Jack in the picture...)

Well we all know he likes the rocket !! :PDT_Xtremez_31:

[MontyPlumbs]

RAF aircraft nose art takes a sickening new turn for the worse...

[FOMz]

'This was all I could find to satisfy that hugh wet dripping hippo's yawn on my girlfriend.'

[Scaley brat]

'This was all I could find to satisfy that hugh wet dripping hippo's yawn on my girlfriend.'

Oh bollox, I didn't want that cup of coffee anyway :PDT_Xtremez_31:

[Defender of the universe]

Imagine what happens when my pole explodes.

[True Blue Jack]

Martha will soon stop pining after the Doctor when she sees the size of MY weapon.

[Sad git]

HELLO!!!! can you get me down now, please.

[Defender of the universe]

The doctor said this enema wouldnt hurt.

[Scaley brat]

Captain Jack realised that years of fudge packing made his turds look like King Kong's finger !

[Mrs_Monobrow]

Captain Jack: Come over here Doctor, im gonna smash your back doors in!
Doctor Who: oooooweeeoooooo (a la doctor who theme tune!)

:PDT_Xtremez_28:

[TheHogwartsBEngO]

After careful consideration, and after discounting my own entry of:

Global Hyper-Systems Corps Spokesperson: Our new weapon is highly effective and brings massive destruction and devastation, causing chaos, confusion and destroying morale!

Industry Hack: Okay, that's enough about the over-ambitious Engineering Officer, tell us about the bomb!

I have decided on my winners:

In 3rd place, Tashy man with:


"Suicide bomber attempts RAF disguise"

In 2nd place, it's Tashy man again with:

"Does my Bomb look big in this ? "

And in first place....

"It seems that Flt Lt Badminton-Racket has a fetish for big long things that eventually explode with messy results" :PDT_Xtremez_30:

Congratulations Monobrow! - time to get your Google Images searching finger warmed up...

[monobrow]

Congratulations Monobrow! - time to get your Google Images searching finger warmed up...

Thank you BEngo!!! Anywho... This weeks offering....

[Scaley brat]

Thank you BEngo!!! Anywho... This weeks offering....

Government cutbacks were starting to bite in the MT yards !

[mad_collie]

The MTO made a note to himself to properly explain to the MT section what LEAN actually means.

[Comms_Lad]

When they said he was "a Jack of all trades" they meant it!!!

[Tashy_Man]

The african nations hadn't quite got the hang of F1 pit-stops

or

"The Darwin Awards are nearly proud to present it's newest member"

or

H & S has a fit......he forgot to use barrier cream

[penfold93]

Daniel Craig '007' is concerned over the cut backs on the stunt budget for the New 'environmentally friendly' James Bond film entitled 'Golden Crops'

[fileeth]

The cunning new human 'mousetrap' for inquisitive petrol heads seemed to be working! :PDT_Xtremez_42:

[shiny_arse]

Penguins Sucks again shows off the versatility of his training by creating yet another ingenious system for snapping yous spines

OR

New F1 pitstop system now being trialled with a view to making the sport more entertaining

[rodger-dodger]

1. Pick up truck shaped china man, finds it difficult to eat human with square shaped chop sticks.

2. New Iraqi army test for indestructable body armour, cause for concern,

[True Blue Jack]

Mitsubishi's new truck, the "Rottweiler", had a nasty habit of marking its territory at all the worst times.

[Hammer and stillson]

1.When the MTO said to put a jack under the wagon the SAC didn't realise he wasn't talking about the new WAAF Jackie.

2.Ron Dennis found it hard to belive he paid all that money for Ferrari secrets and this was all he got (although after the pit stop at Silverstone it could be an improvement).

[Harry B'Stard]

Look closely and you'll see the inspiration for this one....


"It wasn't the lack of appropriate lifting equipment that concerned everyone, it was the fact he was welding the petrol tank!"

or

"Concern grows as American troops fail to spot iraqi car bomb factory".

HTB

[MattBombHead]

The new LEX WHite Fleet recovery procedures left a lot to be desired...:PDT_Xtremez_42:

[penfold93]

After weeks of harrassment Andreas the new Cypriot MT welder, finally gave in to H&S and wore his welding visor

or

The new Cypriot TV show 'Pimp my Pickup' was met with rave reviews

[roverboy]

The trick with H&S audits is to let them find something wrong, then they'll leave you alone for another year, happy with the fact that they've told you off.

[Lofty0312]

Americas fail to notice another "botched" suicide attempt in the making
:PDT_Xtremez_31:

[airframe doctor]

As seen as it was such a lovely day, BAE management let everone in CMU take their work outside as a reward.:PDT_Xtremez_06:

[I Look Like Kevin Costner]

"H" and Richie modify the Sqn Minibus to get though the jams at RIAT...

or

MT for the A 17....

[sh0ttie]

Lewis Hamiltons pit crew get his speed machine ready for the next race

[monobrow]

The Top 3.....

In at number 3 isMitsubishi's new truck, the "Rottweiler", had a nasty habit of marking its territory at all the worst times.And number 2......Ron Dennis found it hard to belive he paid all that money for Ferrari secrets and this was all he got (although after the pit stop at Silverstone it could be an improvement).And this weeks winner.....The new Cypriot TV show 'Pimp my Pickup' was met with rave reviewsCongratulations to the quiz master, Now find something entertaining for us to peruse.......

[penfold93]

Sorry for the delay here is the next offering results in 7 days

[Kernow]

Roverboy eagerly awaits the next Goat meet

[MattBombHead]

The new Gurkah uniform left little to the imagination

:PDT_Xtremez_35:

[NotAnIDOYet]

Andrew Lloyd Webber remained unconvinced about a Lord of the Rings/Rent crossover musical

[Leapoffaith]

McDoodle working out

[mcdoodle]

McDoodle working out

hehehe, now that was funny LoF...maybe you're coming round a bit:PDT_Xtremez_30:

[Vim_Fuego]

Military procurement demonstrates it's latest offerings and proves it's ability to go full circle re. weaponry...

[Comms_Lad]

When asked "WTF are you wearing" by the WO
the new LAC replied "well its a Muffty day isnt it Sir?"
Apparently Muffty is Klingon for dress like a tw@t

[The Masked Geek]

I'm not gay, I'm an elf. Honest.

[Nutty Bird]

LOF "Wanna fight, fight me!!!".......

or

LOF finally realised the only way to win a fight was to take a weapon!!!!!

[Scaley brat]

wgaf was starting to think his new mess dress looked slighty different to the photo on eBay.

[shiny_arse]

The real reason as to why Soon to Leave is so touchy on the mong thread is finally revealed.

[penfold93]

Vivienne Westwood is asked to design the new CS07.

[Mrs_Monobrow]

Sorry for the delay here is the next offering results in 7 days

Its not just Elijah Woods' career thats dried up since the Lord of the Rings, his body has too!

[MontyPlumbs]

Travesty as combat Pixie gains access to medieval weaponry.

[Tashy_Man]

Jengo's get training on "How to look tough"

[shiny_arse]

After two pencils, underpants and saying "Wibble" failing to work, the new method of det dodging is trialled at sick parade.

[Seymour Tw@tt]

HRH Prince Edward has a second crack at joining his mum's armed forces...

:PDT_Xtremez_35:

[Soon To Leave]

Now we know why Gemarriott can't pick up an iron and requires the assistance of a vacuum cleaner!

[Mrs_Monobrow]

Now we know why Gemarriott can't pick up an iron!

Off Topic Gem is a 6ft blonde haired beauty with the body of an adonis! Looks nothing like the geek in the picture!

[Soon To Leave]

When I said he needed the assistance of a vacuum cleaner, I didn't mean you!

Sorry I went a bit off topic there



Is it a bird, is it a plane - No, it's SuperMod

[MrMasher]

PAY AS YOU DINE
The new Pay As You Dine scheme was today labelled as a roaring success despite airmens reservations about the new dress code.
A war hero named Kevin was heard to say something about spine soup when he posed for this picture outside an airmens mess..............

[Mrs_Monobrow]

George Bush attempts to convince the world hobbits are attacking. He claims middle earth needs to be invaded next. :PDT_Xtremez_09:

[roverboy]

Upon looking through his old panto photos, Gemarriot was determined that anorexia wouldn't dominate his life again.

[Scaley brat]

wgaf noted that he was a little longer in the body than Penfold, and thought maybe he should have turned on the lights to get dressed

[rugby then work]

wgaf was starting to think his new mess dress looked slighty different to the photo on eBay.

Or (stealing your theme)

FOMz was still convinced that his mess dress jacket was a little on the short side.

[penfold93]

1st Place wgaf was starting to think his new mess dress looked slighty different to the photo on eBay.

2nd PlaceRoverboy eagerly awaits the next Goat meet

3rd PlaceThe real reason as to why Soon to Leave is so touchy on the mong thread is finally revealed.

Over to SB for the next round

[Scaley brat]

Oh, wow this is so unexpected, I'd like to thank my family and God and my parents..........

I just used this photo in another thread, but here goes anyway
2750
Take it away guys. :PDT_Xtremez_14:

[penfold93]

The 'Real Reason' Goldie from Blue Peter left the show:PDT_Xtremez_06:

[Hu Jardon]

I said fetch me my SOCKS you stupid hound

[budgie]

A new take on the saying, 'Give a dog a bone'.

[lisab]

Always considered to be mans best friend, nowadays the humble hound is proving himself to be womans best friend!

[The Masked Geek]

This'll teach that Old Mother Hubbard bitch to forget to buy me any bones.

[penfold93]

Marys jaw was still aching from the visit to the Dentist, and as she sat in the main office for Guide Dogs for the Blind she was glad that Mong the Guide Dog was going back especially after the 'toothbrush incident'

or

The Fisheries Commission began to have second thoughts with regards the sniffer dog they had trained to spot smuggled fish

[NotAnIDOYet]

"You're supposed to lick your OWN balls muttley!"

or

"Lorenna Bobbit's Dog Training School was going well!"

or

"Guide Dog training has improved immensely over the years!"

[Comms_Lad]

Even the dogfcukers were getting put to one side courtesy of Anne Summers

[Former Albert Sooty]

The Leckie desks new bitch arrived on shift fully prepared

[I Look Like Kevin Costner]

Revenge was in the lair of the electrictians section...

[pie sandwich]

The new dog f^^kers self supervision auth taken one step too far