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What are your thoughts one has got to be
Black eyed peas
“My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps.”
This has got to be the least appealing description for the female anatomy every conceived.
Scaley brat
05-05-2007, 13:18
I don't want to see a ghost
it's the sight that I fear most,
I'd rather have a piece of toast.....
WTF is that all about ? :PDT_Xtremez_32:
ANd the annoying
Punk rocker with flowers in my hair...... makes me violent everytime I hear it :PDT_Xtremez_21:
I don't want to see a ghost
it's the sight that I fear most,
I'd rather have a piece of toast.....
WTF is that all about ? :PDT_Xtremez_32:
ANd the annoying
Punk rocker with flowers in my hair...... makes me violent everytime I hear it :PDT_Xtremez_21:
To be honest though I have to agree with her I'd rather have a piece of toast than see a ghost but just because it rhymes doesnt mean you have to make a song out of it!!!! Come on people all you rock gods out there there must be some horrific lyrical loonesy in your collections!!!
Yossarian
05-05-2007, 13:31
Shakira:
"Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains"
Yeah love. Cos many is the time I've been stomping on someone's tits while I though I was in fact hiking.
"Sorry Darlin, thought I was on Kinder Scout".
PSF Angel
05-05-2007, 14:27
Keane - Bedshaped
You'll follow me back
With the sun in your eyes
And on your own
Bedshaped
And legs of stone
You'll knock on my door
And up we'll go
In white light
I don't think so
But what do I know?
What do I know?
I know!
What possible cocktail of drugs can make that lot make sense?
True Blue Jack
05-05-2007, 15:21
Go back a few years to East 17's "Alright alright everything's gonna be alright alright alright it's really alright". How they made money out of that is beyond me.
There she was just a walking down the street
Singing Do-wah-didy didy-dum-didy-do...:PDT_Xtremez_35:
Well firstly I'd cross the road to avoid someone who most likley is a deranged serial killer!!!!!!!:PDT_Xtremez_25:
[QUOTE ANd the annoying
Punk rocker with flowers in my hair...... makes me violent everytime I hear it :PDT_Xtremez_21:[/QUOTE]
If you listen to it again and think Prawn Cracker when she says Punk Rocker it will annoy you even more
Little James by Oasis the first song Liams wrote that got ona an album was utter garbage:
"You live for your toys, even though they make noise
Have you ever played with plastercine
Or even tried a trampoline"
Might as well have put thw whole thing down really realy awful.
But the worst ever, possibly, is One True Voice,they won one of them reality shows, a song called Shakespears Words
The chorus is:
If I had Shakespeares way with words,
I would write a sonnet, put your name upon it,
How can I be heard?
In my heart I am a poet, don't know how to show it,
If only I had Shakespeare's way with words.
penfold93
05-05-2007, 23:21
No No No No No No No No No No No No theres no Limits
or
House House Nation (Repeat lots)
or
I'm as serious as cancer
when i say rhythmn is a dancer
Scaley brat
05-05-2007, 23:35
I hat eto do this, cos I love the band. But...
Saxon - 747(strangers in the night) has the line
Flight coming wide, coming out of the sun...... at fekkin night ! Get a grip Biff FFS
dodgysootie
06-05-2007, 17:58
"Same old boring sunday morning.....old mans out........ WASHING THE CAR"!!!
The members, LATE 70'S, sang with attitude and anger. What a cock he looked..
Seymour Tw@tt
06-05-2007, 18:01
"...Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave"
:PDT_Xtremez_30:
Tw@tt;103954]"...Oh[/email], say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave"
:PDT_Xtremez_30:
I think we have a winner!!!:PDT_Xtremez_30: naughty Seymour but very true!!!
Mentaldrummer1980
07-05-2007, 23:53
"A Mulatto an albino a mosquito my libido yeah"
"Sell the kids for food weather changes moods"
Lets face it Nirvana wrote some awesome tunes during their short time but many of the lyrics were just absurd. Only Cobain himself could have known what he was singing about.
airframe doctor
07-05-2007, 23:58
What about Falco's.
Rock me Amadeus & whatever the rest meant!!!!:PDT_Xtremez_35:
mightyhunter
08-05-2007, 00:01
how about this one?
think you have to be pi$$ed to work out the lyrics....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnoaj8b2bGM
wearthefoxhat
08-05-2007, 00:08
What about QUEEN.... Tie Your Mother Down...
"Take your little brother swimming with a brick that's alright!"
Mentaldrummer1980
09-05-2007, 01:26
how about this one?
think you have to be pi$$ed to work out the lyrics....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnoaj8b2bGM
That has got to be the worst song and lyrics i have ever had the misfortune of hearing. It's a sure winner if you ask me.
MrMasher
09-05-2007, 01:35
How about this utter drivel (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX3S1f_7dI4)?
And also, just because the stupid great cnut cant pronounce the cars' name correctly, Akon on Gwen Steffani's Great Escape. It's pronounced guy-ardo you stupid american pr1ck and not gal-lardo (Lamborghini Gallardo)
Mentaldrummer1980
09-05-2007, 01:56
You are right with this one its just as Sh*t as that Chacarron drivel. I just cant beleive that there are people out there that (1) Make this type of utter Sh*t music and (2) Buy the Fukken Cd's. I really am feeling hatred towards anyone who can class this Sh*te as musical talent. :PDT_Xtremez_32:
airforceone
09-05-2007, 10:30
Not sure its even classed as music, but WTF is Hasselhoff going on about in his classic hit "Jump In My Car"? Apart from sounding like some sort of drive-by rapist anthem, it also has a bird singing "Pardon me, sir" which is hilarious.
Yossarian
09-05-2007, 10:33
Not sure its even classed as music, but WTF is Hasselhoff going on about in his classic hit "Jump In My Car"? Apart from sounding like some sort of drive-by rapist anthem, it also has a bird singing "Pardon me, sir" which is hilarious.
Straying off topic slightly, but have a look on youtube for the Hasselhoff cover of "hooked on a feeling".
Not the worst song lyrics ever, but it must be the worst video.
(Not able to link or embed as I'm at work, but I'll do it later).
roverboy
09-05-2007, 10:54
How about the Venga Boys "Boom boom boom, I want you in my room"? There'd only be one boom and that's from a howitzer I'm afraid.
The Police "De do do do de da da da, that's all you ever say to me" - Roverwoman's never said that to me.
On a slightly different note, is Delores O'Riordan from the Cranberries the only person in the world who can make "Bombs" and Guns" sound the same? And that awful yodelling!! Mind you, she'd get a large portion from me.
3Chordwonder
22-05-2007, 12:39
Another 70's horror story Adrian Gurvitz "Classic"
"Gonna write a classic,
Gonna write it in an attic (!)
Babe I'm an addict,
An addict for your love"
ouch !
CRYSTALTIPS
22-05-2007, 13:33
Anything by Beyonce. When she comes on the radio, regardless of what im doing i go out of my way just to purely turn the sound off.
But yes My Humps by Black eyed peas - are they the only words that they know?
TrenchardsLoveSock
22-05-2007, 13:42
Anything by that tw4t Mike Skinner. Cr4ppy GCSE level poetry not helped by his self pitying mockney whine.
I'm hoping to bump into him one day when I have a can of petrol and some matches.:PDT_Xtremez_25:
propersplitbrainme
22-05-2007, 13:44
Plastic Bertrands 1970s French punk classic 'Ca Plane Pour Moi'. Its used today by Renault as the backing track for their Megane Scenic adverts - fitting really, crap song for a bland car. ::P:
The english version of the lyrics are a masterpiece....
Wham! Bam! my cat Splash
lies on my bed with his tongue puffed out
by drinking all my whisky.
As for me, not enough sleep, drained, persecuted,
I had to sleep in the gutter
where I had a flash
Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooo!
in four colours
Allez-oop! One morning
a darling came to my home,
a cellophane puppet with Chinese hair,
a plaster, a hangover,
drank my beer in a large rubber glass
Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooo!
like an Indian in his igloo
This life’s for me, this life’s for me
This life’s for me me me me me
This life’s for me
Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooo!
This life’s for me
And so it continues in its own baffling way.
The French eh? :rolleyes:
katinthehat
22-05-2007, 13:48
I'm sorry - these lyrics have always grated on me and puzzled me way too much (oh I try to read into everything - but this one - can't stand it!!)
Donna Summer, Richard Harris, the Four Tops et al "MacArthur Park"
"Someone left the cake out in the rain/I don't think I could take it, `cause it took so long to bake it/And I'll never have that recipe again, oh no!"
What is that all about????????:PDT_Xtremez_17:
Biggles.
22-05-2007, 14:27
I'm sorry - these lyrics have always grated on me and puzzled me way too much (oh I try to read into everything - but this one - can't stand it!!)
Donna Summer, Richard Harris, the Four Tops et al "MacArthur Park"
"Someone left the cake out in the rain/I don't think I could take it, `cause it took so long to bake it/And I'll never have that recipe again, oh no!"
What is that all about????????:PDT_Xtremez_17:
The lyrics are way out but it music is fantastic.
Statty Queen
22-05-2007, 14:34
Why oh why has anyone failed to mention Aqua and 'Barbie Girl'? The song and lyrics have been made worse by that dickhead on X Factor who did the male and female voices. WTF is 'You can brush my hair, undress me anywhere' about????
widnose lad
22-05-2007, 14:47
Why oh why has anyone failed to mention Aqua and 'Barbie Girl'? The song and lyrics have been made worse by that dickhead on X Factor who did the male and female voices. WTF is 'You can brush my hair, undress me anywhere' about????
Its about a Barbie Doll!!!!!!!
roverboy
13-06-2007, 16:31
How about "Stand and deliver, your money or your life, Da diddly qua qua, da diddley qua qua
I ain't saying she a gold digger. I'm sorry but if you're going to use the ENGLISH language, please use it correctly by inserting the word "is".
Her face is a map of the world, you can see she's a beautiful girl. No KT, I think she'd look quite hideous actually.
monobrow
13-06-2007, 16:39
Personally that bloody numa numa song does my head in.... But someone did a "translation" on youtube.... I posted it on a different thread though....
Ragu Sledding yay!! -> http://www.e-goat.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=4235
I'm sorry - these lyrics have always grated on me and puzzled me way too much (oh I try to read into everything - but this one - can't stand it!!)
Donna Summer, Richard Harris, the Four Tops et al "MacArthur Park"
"Someone left the cake out in the rain/I don't think I could take it, `cause it took so long to bake it/And I'll never have that recipe again, oh no!"
What is that all about????????:PDT_Xtremez_17:
Kat I don't think there too much to read into it really it's a long winded simile for a ruined relationship that can't be patched up.
paramole
13-06-2007, 17:00
hears another one for the olds!
green door by shaken stevens, seems to be another pointless song as well
PSF Angel
21-12-2007, 12:41
I just found this gem from the 2003 Austrian Eurovision entry!
Little rabbits have short noses
And kittens soft paws
And Mother Holle likes her wool
From the african dromedary
tommo9999
21-12-2007, 12:43
I just found this gem from the 2003 Austrian Eurovision entry!
Little rabbits have short noses
And kittens soft paws
And Mother Holle likes her wool
From the african dromedary
WTF????? Another reason for ending this annual disgrace. What a waste of time it is.
rest have risen above me
21-12-2007, 12:51
I hadn't read this thread before but it was in new posts how did it get to 4 pages with no mention of Trio "Da Da Da Da".
Oh and anything by Echo and the Bunny men
Anything by the Smiths (Morrissey).
:PDT_Xtremez_42:
Pan Warrior
21-12-2007, 15:50
Snap - 'Rhythm Is A Dancer'
"I'm as serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer"
50 Cent - 21 Questions
I love you like a fat kid loves cake
50 Cent - 21 Questions
I love you like a fat kid loves cake
I quite like that, might try to get it into conversation sometime.
A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
Can't quite decide if I hate the song or lyrics more. :PDT_Xtremez_34:
hears another one for the olds!
green door by shaken stevens, seems to be another pointless song as well
Oh come now; Stevens merely covered it; try Frankie Vaughn (about 1960?)
3Chordwonder
27-12-2007, 23:05
Anything by the Smiths (Morrissey).
:PDT_Xtremez_42:
Stay behind and write:
"Mozza is God" 100 times you naughty man.
Stay behind and write:
"Mozza is God" 100 times you naughty man.
Well, OK; he's merely tunless & boring to listen to.
I've done the writing (but I used my computer to help).
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