Englands next world cup winners

[Tin basher]

A question was posed yesterday (By a sweaty of all people) which England team will be next to win a world cup? Rugby union (03), rugby league (never), football (66), cricket (never) etc.
So will it happen and which sport will be the next to do it can England ever be worlds champs at anything any more?

[Liney Hasbeen]

None of them ........... ever.

Sport is dead in England/Britain. Take away school teams, playing fields, competitive natures ............ No chance for this country anymore unless Daddy is rich and can pay the way for there little darlings or Uncle Nobby plays for the team already(Rednapps/Lampards etc).

All the real talent ends up working in Asda or selling cack.

[tommo9999]

Tiddlywinks. Bridge. Or some other non-event.

[Realist78]

Policing the World, picking a fight, shouting at foreigners, taking the p1ss, sarcasm, procrastination, handing out benefits to all and sundry, issuing passports to terrorists...should be a few gold medals and cups among that lot!:PDT_Xtremez_28:

[Tin basher]

Just had a quick google for things we might be world champions at.

Fu Manchu moustache growing (yes really) 2003 world champion Ted sedman from London. Not much else

Honourable placings

World Air guitar champs 2006 4th place Gabriele matzeu from England winner was Ochi Yosuke from Japan

World mobile phone throwing champs 2006 best Englishman 12th, winner Lasi Etelatalo Finland 80 Metres +.

World scrabble champs 2005 best English performance Andrew Davis 7th and the words have to be spelt in English FFS Winner was Canadian.

World team conker champs 2006 Fecking French ladies team the Celtic conkerors beating the 2005 champs the Peterborugh nutters from you guessed England