Her Majesty's Christmas Message

[Bushy Mills]

No doubt the Christmas Message from HM and from CAS and from everyone else will be appearing shortly. No doubt it will be more of the "You've all done very well, but look forward to more next year".

What would you really like the Christmas Messages to say....

[rest have risen above me]

Obviously any Xmas Message should also contain a motivational theme as well as a grateful for all you've done theme. So how about the idea that since we've got to do "Conflicts", nature of our business really, sorting out other peoples wars. But instead of the wars in 5h1tty places we'll do the nice one's. So if Her Majesty could just see her way to have a falling out with King Hula Hula of Tropical paradise Island (Hawaii, Polynesia etc). Perhaps over something trivial like how to eat boiled eggs. That requires a limited military action such as a rolling GR4 presence plus a detachment of Princess Mary Nurses then hey I'd be motivated.:D

[shoutingwind]

"my husband and i would like to thank the British Armed Forces for all their efforts and hard work this year, i know that living constantly in hot a sandy conditions in club 18-30 Basrah, or Butlin Afganistan is an ardous job. therefore, by the power vested in me- i would like to give you all a 15% payrise, non taxable. up yours the firemen. Also i have decided that we will invade somewhere witha nice beach and nothing less than 4* hotels. please take good care of my grandsons in following years, merry christmas and god bless!"

[Diminished Responsibility]

" I feel I must apologise on behalf of my Government. They have really shafted the military... sorry!"
The Queen

[rest have risen above me]

" I feel I must apologise on behalf of my Government. They have really shafted the military... sorry!"
The Queen
Like that....:D :D :D

[Captain Pugwash]

" I feel I must apologise on behalf of my Government. They have really shafted the military... sorry!"
The Queen

Quality:D :D