The original Dog Shagger

[roverboy]

Being a proud Dog f@*ker myself (thorough bred still, not a diluted Fairy fag) I have met 3 people currently serving who were at Honington when the incident happened, one of which was the Orderly Cpl on that famous (or infamous) night, but none of them would tell me who it was. Is he still in? Given that the said informants were Cpls/JTs at the time and are now Flt Sgts & WO's, it stands to reason that if he's still in, he'd be at that sort of rank now. Any one willing to part with info? Cash waiting!!!!!

[TACAN]

Off Topic Sorry but I've just realised what your avatar is...... Always thought it was a clip from Ogrish. :PDT_Xtremez_40:

[pollyShine]

Stamp this out, dont let the Bstards win, :PDT_Xtremez_06: Just when us FOG DUCKERS were lying low, you have to remind everyone. It not true it never was, I cock one leg in the face of this abuse, rise up and deny everything!!:PDT_Xtremez_06: :PDT_Xtremez_06: ::/:
Leckies keep the faith
dont let the fairys in, resist.
Remember :Whats good for the dog is good for the gander.

[roverboy]

No!!!!!! I've been a dog botherer for 17 yrs, man and boy and I'm proud of it. Are you ashamed of your heritage? I can only assume you've been assimilated into the fairy fag world of box changing and "NFF stamps". Keep our identification alive I say, shout it from the highest steeple and be proud - proud, do you here. It's always better to get the first shot in, before the Plumbers do, it takes the wind out of their sails.

[Olovv]

You are a DF now live with it. And you are play group 2 so inferior to thicky armourers.
If you can't take a joke you should have worked harder at school

[roverboy]

I can take a joke - that's why I'm proud to be a DF and I did work harder at school - that's why I'm a DEDF

[Olovv]

I can take a joke - that's why I'm proud to be a DF and I did work harder at school - that's why I'm a DEDF

you fairies are all the same, gay as you like, and a chuffin DE, so youv'e never been a real liney. Have you nothing going for you.

Df/fairies what is so special about box out, box in. Or even more technical, Light bulb out, light bulb in, when it gets really difficult change the fuse before blaming other trades kit.

[gemarriott]

Let us not forget that amisdst all this talk of of fog ducking therewas also a sumpy SAC managed to get himself banned from te Mucky duck in coningsbyy for interfering with the landlady's cat!!

We could always start calling sumpies "cat wankers":PDT_Xtremez_42:

[pollyShine]

Cat Sha..ing that disgusting, Let it be known from this day forward that the noble trade of "The Sooty" shall be renamed Moggy Sha..ers. Next time you have an engine snag send in the pussys to deal with it( yes I know nothing new), let them place their sent, sniff out their problem and leave us FOG DUCKERS to get on with more important Technical Diagnoisis and rectification/ remedial/preventitive maintenence work!
Once a DF always a DF
It the Dogs Bullucks
You dirty dirty CAT botherers::/:

[roverboy]

Dirty, dirty Cat shaggers!!! have you no shame?

[roverboy]

when it gets really difficult change the fuse before blaming other trades kit.

and sod off to the pub to gloat about how we handbagged all our work

[pollyShine]

Tell it like its is, Moggy fiddlers!!
anyway, do you know of any K9 friends you could put me in contact with, you know the sort, baald as a coot, strong hind legs, distemper free, good for a chew on a boneeeOh.:PDT_Xtremez_15: :
OOps:PDT_Xtremez_42:
In with Cat Sha..ers out with FOG DUCKERS

[roverboy]

Just Remember, there are rules for dog shagging, I assume there are similar ones for Cat porking?

1. It can't be your own dog. That's incest
2. It's got to the opposite sex. Unless you're a gay dog shagger
3. It's got to be over 2.5 yrs old (dog yrs). That's peadophilia
4. It's got to have 4 legs. Tripod shagging's just sick

Remember - we do it, you know it, don't knock it til you've tried it.

[pollyShine]

Was nt that a song

Cheers for the Top Tips, been making mine up for years:PDT_Xtremez_30:
Do you have a kennel name, we did on XXX.
Seriously, Ive been trying to shake this unfounded tag off for years.
It gets me down., I am a serious tradesman with a job to do, it only serves to distrack me from what is the mainstay,backbone of the aircraft world, without the leckies where would they be?
Up Sh1te street without an AVO
PS, youve not been assssimulated have you, i am not talking to a FAIRY am I?::/:
Do you own dice?

[Olovv]

Was nt that a song

Cheers for the Top Tips, been making mine up for years:PDT_Xtremez_30:
Do you have a kenel name, we did on XXX.
Seriously, Ive been trying to shake this unfounded tag off for years.
It gets me down., I am a serious tradesman with a job to do, it only serves to distrack me from what is the mainstay,backbone of the aircraft world, without the leckies where would they be?
Up Sh1te street without an AVO
PS, youve not been assssimulated have you, i am not talking to a FAIRY am I?::/:
Do you own dice?

Don't make me laugh

you are a light bulb technician with a box that goes beep and some chicken bones

[pollyShine]

:PDT_Xtremez_30: I think the idea was that I did:PDT_Xtremez_31: :PDT_Xtremez_31:

Nout wrong with chicken bones, ive aced many a quick fix using them, its what keeps us flying. PTS
Thats Proud To Serve.

Woof Woof::P:
Do I detect a Fairy?

[Olovv]

:PDT_Xtremez_30: I think the idea was that I did:PDT_Xtremez_31: :PDT_Xtremez_31:

Nout wrong with chicken bones, ive aced many a quick fix using them, its what keeps us flying. PTS
Thats Proud To Serve.

Woof Woof::P:
Do I detect a Fairy?

No I have a trade

TG1 not playgroup 2

[uber pikey]

:PDT_Xtremez_30: I think the idea was that I did:PDT_Xtremez_31: :PDT_Xtremez_31:

Nout wrong with chicken bones, ive aced many a quick fix using them, its what keeps us flying. PTS
Thats Proud To Serve.

Woof Woof::P:
Do I detect a Fairy?

Its funny that your chicken bones always end up in the shape of an arrow, and it faces the other trades, you work shy Fog Duckers.:PDT_Xtremez_32:

[roverboy]

What you lot fail to realise is that we don't care. I stayed at school and worked harder when I was there so I didn't have to graft when I left. Looks like I achieved my aim.

[pollyShine]

Go doggies, :PDT_Xtremez_31:
Trade group 1/2 ,cats or dogs, we are all 1 big happy family at the end of the day. weve worked and played hard to get where we are today. there are no real boundaries, I have sooty friend, I have rigger friends, I even mix with faries. Plumbers I am still not sure!:PDT_Xtremez_27:

I think Olovv is a frustrated moggy feeder or closet leckie.:PDT_Xtremez_32:

[Olovv]

Go doggies, :PDT_Xtremez_31:
Trade group 1/2 ,cats or dogs, we are all 1 big happy family at the end of the day. weve worked and played hard to get where we are today. there are no real boundaries, I have sooty friend, I have rigger friends, I even mix with faries. Plumbers I am still not sure!:PDT_Xtremez_27:

I think Olovv is a frustrated moggy feeder or closet leckie.:PDT_Xtremez_32:

No I am proud to say I am a stacker

[roverboy]

No I am proud to say I am a stacker

eh, no stackers in your office mate!!

[pollyShine]

were all 1 family, :PDT_Xtremez_31:

now pass me them blankets I am freezing:PDT_Xtremez_15:

[I Look Like Kevin Costner]

No I am proud to say I am a stacker

You can't be a stacker, YOU KNOW LITS!!:PDT_Xtremez_31:

[Scaley brat]

You can't be a stacker, YOU KNOW LITS!!:PDT_Xtremez_31:

First time for everything :PDT_Xtremez_28:

[I Look Like Kevin Costner]

First time for everything :PDT_Xtremez_28:

OLOVV isn't as good with USAS!!!!!!!!!:PDT_Xtremez_30:

[Olovv]

No I am proud to say I am a stacker

sorry I meant Slacker

[roverboy]

No I have a trade

TG1 not playgroup 2

Olovv, you're only next door, why don't you come through and have a fight?

[I Look Like Kevin Costner]

Olovv, you're only next door, why don't you come through and have a fight?

There may be trouble ahead!!!:PDT_Xtremez_31:

[Olovv]

Olovv, you're only next door, why don't you come through and have a fight?

Why don't you kiss my hairy swingers

[pollyShine]

sorry I meant Slacker

God damm fairy`s::/:

[Olovv]

God damm fairy`s::/:

you can kiss my hairy swingers as well

I am a rigger and proud

[pollyShine]

you can kiss my hairy swingers as well

I am a rigger and proud

Dont be proud, you swing monkey.
:PDT_Xtremez_25:
Up the Doggies ::P:

[Olovv]

Dont be proud, you swing monkey.
:PDT_Xtremez_25:
Up the Doggies ::P:


whats one of those?

[pollyShine]

whats one of those?

A GS wielding, hammer bashing, taileron changing, stratting(tornado)
Swing monkey, AKA common garden RIGGER.:PDT_Xtremez_32: THATS UP HILL GARDEN

[roverboy]

go on pollyshine, give him what for!!

[I Look Like Kevin Costner]

Why don't you kiss my hairy swingers

Fighting Swing Wingers at HQ!!!:PDT_Xtremez_31:

[Olovv]

A GS wielding, hammer bashing, taileron changing, stratting(tornado)
Swing monkey, AKA common garden RIGGER.:PDT_Xtremez_32:

yep thats the one

[roverboy]

whats one of those?

duh, don't you know that Olovv, you peanut finger!!!

[I Look Like Kevin Costner]

A GS wielding, hammer bashing, taileron changing, stratting(tornado)
Swing monkey, AKA common garden RIGGER.:PDT_Xtremez_32: THATS UP HILL GARDEN

On to topic, thought this thread was about the Electrical Breathan / the original Dog Lover!!!!:PDT_Xtremez_31:

[Scaley brat]

OLOVV isn't as good with USAS!!!!!!!!!:PDT_Xtremez_30:

Not a real stacker then Olovv mate :PDT_Xtremez_31:

[Olovv]

Not a real stacker then Olovv mate :PDT_Xtremez_31:

No
I am a rigger and just winding up the clowns(fairies)

[roverboy]

No
I am a rigger and just winding up the clowns(fairies)

well we're waiting, when are you going to start?

[pollyShine]

well we're waiting, when are you going to start?

Up the doggies
bring it on:PDT_Xtremez_17:

[Olovv]

well we're waiting, when are you going to start?

I can't be bothered, as it takes the fun out of an argument when I have to explain any long words to morons like you DF w@nkers

[I Look Like Kevin Costner]

I can't be bothered, as it takes the fun out of an argument when I have to explain any long words to morons like you DF w@nkers

What Olovv really means "You can't get better that an ex Jag Rigger":PDT_Xtremez_31:

[Olovv]

What Olovv really means "You can't get better that an ex Jag Rigger":PDT_Xtremez_31:

For once I agree with you

[roverboy]

I can't be bothered, as it takes the fun out of an argument when I have to explain any long words to morons like you DF w@nkers

you mean you have the same difficulty with the english language as armourers and rocks

[Olovv]

you mean you have the same difficulty with the english language as armourers and rocks

No your mum taught me better than that

Your Dad obviously didn't do a very good job on the rocks and plummers, probably had his mouth full

[I Look Like Kevin Costner]

Olovv, Rover boy, All that rancour, why not shout it through the Door!!:PDT_Xtremez_30:

[roverboy]

Don't worry, I've just put paid to his little game round the back of the tabbing area. Went crying off to the WO like the WRAF rigger that he is.

[Olovv]

Olovv, Rover boy, All that rancour, why not shout it through the Door!!:PDT_Xtremez_30:

thats a posh word for a splitter, did someone help you with that

[I Look Like Kevin Costner]

thats a posh word for a splitter, did someone help you with that

Sticks and Stones may break my bones, but Insults from fellow Riggers will not hurt me!!!:PDT_Xtremez_31:

[Olovv]

Sticks and Stones may break my bones, but Insults from fellow Riggers will not hurt me!!!:PDT_Xtremez_31:

you bit again,

too easy

[roverboy]

must be quiet south side of the runway today

[I Look Like Kevin Costner]

must be quiet south side of the runway today

Flown more that the north side!:PDT_Xtremez_31:

[roverboy]

"Jags, 4 Months or 9 Months? Can someone toss a coin please!: "


Talking to T*** M***** at Strike last night and it looks like it's May 25th for lights out.

[Tashy_Man]

"Jags, 4 Months or 9 Months? Can someone toss a coin please!: "


Talking to T*** M***** at Strike last night and it looks like it's May 25th for lights out.

Roverboy...not good practice to mention names in full... .....we still live in a dangerous world.Good Call Thanks Tashy Man - Hu

Crack on.............:PDT_Xtremez_09:

[I Look Like Kevin Costner]

"Jags, 4 Months or 9 Months? Can someone toss a coin please!: "


Talking to T*** M***** at Strike last night and it looks like it's May 25th for lights out.

25th Aniversary of Atlantic Conveyer, Coventry and the Jag Killing Tomb?:raf:

[pollyShine]

you bit again,

too easy

Another dig at the leckies, leave it:PDT_Xtremez_25:

[Olovv]

Another dig at the leckies, leave it:PDT_Xtremez_25:

If your doggy girlfriend bites you, well that is down to lack of training

[pollyShine]

If your doggy girlfriend bites you, well that is down to lack of training

Or good fortune,means I am in for a wild night of K9 fun!! Get InOff Topic

[Olovv]

Or good fortune,means I am in for a wild night of K9 fun!! Get InOff Topic

What ever floats your boat, I must be wierd as I want some human female company

[pollyShine]

What ever floats your boat, I must be wierd as I want some human female company

Dont knock it until youve tried it, nothing better than a fit set of hind legs, good hackels and a fantastic pair of big dangly ears to grab hold of. Ask roverboy for details of local K9 tottie, hes had em all, have you ever noticed that he smells of "wet dog "?
Next time you see him give him a sniff and half cock your leg. the mad leckie poker.


sorry thats enough waffel, back to some serious military work.
TTFN.:PDT_Xtremez_15:

[Olovv]

Dont knock it until youve tried it, nothing better than a fit set of hind legs, good hackels and a fantastic pair of big dangly ears to grab hold of. Ask roverboy for details of local K9 tottie, hes had em all, have you ever noticed that he smells of "wet dog "?
Next time you see him give him a sniff and half cock your leg. the mad leckie poker.


sorry thats enough waffel, back to some serious military work.
TTFN.:PDT_Xtremez_15:

Sod work

and how can you call leckying work, its more of a hobby

[pollyShine]

Sod work

and how can you call leckying work, its more of a hobby

Yeh but a brillian hobby, people think your are realy intelleegent, relie on you to fix complicated technical problems, ace the fleet on a busy night shift so everyone can go home, and be very popular with the ladies.:PDT_Xtremez_15:
Yet realy , we are boring, self absorbing, dog shagging numnuts/
What a trick to pull offf: Brilliant PDT_Xtremez_14:
You would nt think so to look at roverboy would you.

[roverboy]

Oi, why all the roverboy slagging? I thought us poodle porkers were supposed to stick together?

[K9 FORNICATOR]

Reverting back to the original thread starter the story I heard was that 'the incident' originally happened at Saint Athan circa 1980/81. Other stories emanated from BFG as well. Undoubtedly something somewhere occurred that possibly involved some form of intimacy between an electrician and a furry bundle of joy. Names are not required but having myself labelled as a 'DF' for over two decades I too would like to know the origins of the nickname.

[roverboy]

No, it was 12 Sqn, Honington, 1982, J/T, male Standard Poodle. The lad who confirmed this was Ord Cpl (Duty Dog ha ha) at the time and this has been backed up by 2 other independant witnesses.

[Scaley brat]

Reverting back to the original thread starter the story I heard was that 'the incident' originally happened at Saint Athan circa 1980/81. Other stories emanated from BFG as well. Undoubtedly something somewhere occurred that possibly involved some form of intimacy between an electrician and a furry bundle of joy. Names are not required but having myself labelled as a 'DF' for over two decades I too would like to know the origins of the nickname.

I heard the Saints guy was a copper ! I was there in 81 and a couple of my mates were on roving patrol, apparently the dogs were kicking up a fuss so they called the scuffers who caught one of their own. Apparently, heard from someone at the med centre, there was barely a dry eye or straight face when they carried him into the med centre. Apparently the dog was a bitch and had "locked onto him" and was howling it's head off. I never heard what happened to him though. :PDT_Xtremez_31:

[beer]

No, it was 12 Sqn, Honington, 1982, J/T, male Standard Poodle. The lad who confirmed this was Ord Cpl (Duty Dog ha ha) at the time and this has been backed up by 2 other independant witnesses.

It must have been before that - I arrived on 208 Sqn at Honington in 1979 and they were calling 12 Sqn Leckies "Dog Feckers" then. :PDT_Xtremez_17:

[K9 FORNICATOR]

Story from BFG emanated from Gutersloh involving a Warrant Officer and a mess function, an Electrician babysitter from his squadron, a forgotten wallet, an unexpected return of the Warrant Officer to retrieve the aforementioned wallet and his pet alsation that ended up with a bum like a kitbag. This originated I believe late 1970's. :PDT_Xtremez_34:

[roverboy]

It must have been before that - I arrived on 208 Sqn at Honington in 1979 and they were calling 12 Sqn Leckies "Dog Feckers" then. :PDT_Xtremez_17:

I stand corrected then!!! The plot thickens, I was sure I had the net tightening.