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Plumber
17-11-2005, 09:34
So what are the most ridiculous song lyrics ever?

I'll start with "Yummy yummy yummy I've got love in my tummy".
Stax
17-11-2005, 10:22
"Yessir, my ears are full of vegetation" Baccarra, "yessir I can boogie"

"If you wanna feed my Llama" Spice Girls "Wannabe"

(Well thats what they sound like, listen to them)
Twonston Pickle
17-11-2005, 11:34
From the same song (forget the title actually):

"Just let me staple the Vicar"

and

"We're giving love in a Femidom".
The Helpful Stacker
17-11-2005, 11:43
Prefab Sprout - King of Rock 'n' Roll

"Hot dog, jumping frog...Albuquerque..."

Eh?
rest have risen above me
17-11-2005, 12:19
Absolutely anything by Echo and the Bunnymen.... :confused: :confused: :confused:
Stax
17-11-2005, 13:09
From the same song (forget the title actually):

"Just let me staple the Vicar"

and

"We're giving love in a Femidom".

This will be "We are family" by Sister Sledge, spot on.
Twonston Pickle
17-11-2005, 18:43
Celine Dion, My heart will go on:

"Near, far, wherever you are. I can feel that the hotdogs go on...."

Listen to it carefully (Main tune from Titanic, sad I know)
FootTapper
18-11-2005, 00:15
Prefab Sprout - King of Rock 'n' Roll

"Hot dog, jumping frog...Albuquerque..."

Eh?


the really weird thing - however hard you listen, those really must be what they sing.
Twonston Pickle
18-11-2005, 14:54
I thought they sang:

"Hot Dog, jump and fall, I want cookies"
Bluntend
18-11-2005, 16:55
Wasn't there a song a while back with lyrics about "build a little birdhouse in your soul"? I think a lightswitch got a mention in there somewhere...
gordon bennett
18-11-2005, 22:31
they might be giants ....
rest have risen above me
19-11-2005, 17:47
Apparently "Life is a Minestrone"????????? :confused:
Redundancy please
20-11-2005, 14:02
What about "The world is just a great big Onion..........." Sad song that makes me cry every time ! :D
HWRobinson
20-11-2005, 14:37
'Me, I'm just a lawnmower. You can tell me by the way I walk'. - Genesis.
POB
20-11-2005, 14:50
Come out Virginia,
Don't make me wait,
You Catholic girls start much too late,
But sooner or later it comes down to fate,
I might as well be the one...

Billy Joel - "Only The Good Die Young" 1977

I was going to include something by Tenacious D, but it is all swearing!
Stax
21-11-2005, 09:40
Wasn't there a song a while back with lyrics about "build a little birdhouse in your soul"? I think a lightswitch got a mention in there somewhere...

"Blue canary in the corner by the lightswitch, who watches over me, put a lttle birdhouse in your soul" They Might be Giants, "Birdhouse in your soul". They also sing the theme to "Malcolm in the Middle" entitled "You're not the boss of me now!" Which is a theme I hear regulary from some young SAC's who seem to think they have rights!
Stax
16-12-2005, 14:09
Just heard a cracker on the Radios. Francis Albert Sinatra singing "Oh by gosh , by Golly, Its time for Mistletoe and holly!" How cheesy is that, I know its crimbo but c'mon!

On the subject of Llamas (see my earlier post)

"I dont wanna Lama, I just need a friend" Texas. (Sharleen Spiteri, she'd get it! Cracking pi55 take video with Peter Kay on VH1 at the moment)