Great Egg Race

[Batty Borris]

The rules are out the planning has started and the adjudicator (The Bilston bully) has already been abused over the rules. The league against cruelty to eggs has already made their points of view clear to this annual event.

Rumor has it there will be plenty of scrambled egg about at the end of this event.

Keep the Bilston Bully posted on your progress and gripes.

[Tin basher]

Yes the beardy wierdy (AKA the bilston bully)and his committe of one have finally issued the rules to us plebs but it's not cheating if you don't get caught. However all must be aware of the pedantic rule twisting capacity of this dictatoral organiser of the Great egg race and be prepared to abandon all reason if you enter into his machiavellian scheme. However with some "A" frame steps and a bit of thought bearing in mind the wealth of engineering knowledge around the place this year it will be a doddle. As easy as riding a unicyle off a safety raiser whilst balancing an egg in a bog roll tube. But watch out for the long dead Queen front man Freddie and his misguided mates. The egg race :PDT_Xtremez_30: it's a morale thing :PDT_Xtremez_30: DON'T TALK ABOUT IT DO IT.

[Batty Borris]

Once more Queen Freddy has been spouting off again this year with his 101 ways of saving the egg.

It is no yoke they are prone to the occasional poaching and scrambling away in high speed pursuit machines. The drivers are not all they are cracked up to be and need this competition as part of their eggscape and evasion training.

BB (Bilston Bully) and his CFC gang (Cosford Fried Chicken) have been pontificating over some of the entries design criteria, if it looks good and it might win, ban it. If it can not be banned then sabotage it.

The task this year is simple, design a self propelled vehicle to travel 30 meters transporting an egg whilst negotiating the occasional obstacle (Ramp).

The management are once again entering into the spirit, finding out what they are not allowed to do then going ahead and doing it (leading by example, no change there then). Remember it’s only cheating if BB and the CFC catch you.

[Captain Slog]

But watch out for the long dead Queen front man Freddie and his misguided mates. The egg race :PDT_Xtremez_30: it's a morale thing :PDT_Xtremez_30: DON'T TALK ABOUT IT DO IT.

Don't worry, the Freddie lookalike will be too busy trying to brush up on his Bridge skills and as we all know he definitely needs to - that is when he is not trying to break the world record of calorie intake in one lunch time session.

[Batty Borris]

While Freddy is playing bridge he is not emptying all the food out the T Bar. Others need feeding. Queen Fred Will not eat eggs.

[Tin basher]

I think old Capt slog has misread the rules its not a bridge you have to cross but a ramp. Perhaps he is a Little Impatient To Start or it could be he is going to be Left On The Start line. Either way the bicycle wheel of destiny will prevail.:PDT_Xtremez_30:

[propersplitbrainme]

I have heard a rumour that individuals who REALLY should know better have been asking the Bilston Bully whether or not it is acceptable to bring stuff like chainsaw engines and pyrotechics into the hangar to use in the egg race.:rolleyes:
OK, we could argue that its not a real hangar as there are no live aircraft inside, nonetheless, we really should wonder whether the airforce of tomorrow really is in safe hands? :raf:

[Captain Slog]

I think old Capt slog has misread the rules its not a bridge you have to cross but a ramp. Perhaps he is a Little Impatient To Start or it could be he is going to be Left On The Start line. Either way the bicycle wheel of destiny will prevail.:PDT_Xtremez_30:

Very Clever Conjecture Tin Basher but I must ask who in-Correctly Composed the Classic Clerihew. I, more than most, understand Life In The Squadron but I have to ask what does Left Over Tucker Supplies have to do with it? Is this additional Waste Product for Freddy to Consume Comfortably unseen at his desk, when nobody can accuse him of Constructive Chomping?

[Batty Borris]

Very Clever Conjecture Tin Basher but I must ask who in-Correctly Composed the Classic Clerihew. I, more than most, understand Life In The Squadron but I have to ask what does Left Over Tucker Supplies have to do with it? Is this additional Waste Product for Freddy to Consume Comfortably unseen at his desk, when nobody can accuse him of Constructive Chomping?

So you are still Lost In Time and Space. Klingoning to hope that you will win the event. No chance Big Boy you will be wheeled over by Tin Bashers entry, you will be really guttered by the launching mechanism. Wheel meet again at the start line.

CFC has allowed the Cosford Chain Saw massacre to enter the event so will need you to defend the Alliance, I hope you will not be to PHASED by this challenge.

::P: :PDT_Xtremez_39:

[arsolamio]

This thread is full of sh!t if you don't start talking sense in ENGLISH I'll tell my Dad and we'll come to the Tossford Bop and do you and your eggs over

Tossers from Tossford all of you

And Freddie Mercury is dead and was a Gayer so whats that all about then?

[propersplitbrainme]

This thread is full of sh!t

Your point being??????

I'll tell my Dad and we'll come to the Tossford Bop

No problem then. It'll be a cold, cold day in hell before any of the posters in THIS thread are ever seen at the Tossford bop.

[Tin basher]

Bilston bully you really should stop just viewing as a guest and get yourself on the Goat soonest. :PDT_Xtremez_25: The gentle verbal banter in the office would then by available to the great and the good of the goat community. Just fix your BITSA Fiat and park up the beemer and get in with the rest of us. Unless of course you don't want your dictatorial rule bending rantings exposed. For example why have banned an MEK powered cannon yet allowed petrol driven chain saws. The bicycle wheel of destiny awaits.

[arsolamio]

Yous is just a big bunch of old blokes hanging round the bogs watching each other then coming on here spouting bollocks about eggs aint cha

I bet yous is a bunch a lezzers or poofs who don't even go to the Bop

A bunch of sad ex sarges and cross dressers like that Jim'll Fixit chick bloke

Yous hang about in mensporshe mantions too as well mines dad said

:PDT_Xtremez_34:

[propersplitbrainme]

Yous is just a big bunch of old blokes hanging round the bogs watching each other then coming on here spouting bollocks about eggs aint cha

I bet yous is a bunch a lezzers or poofs who don't even go to the Bop

A bunch of sad ex sarges and cross dressers like that Jim'll Fixit chick bloke

Yous hang about in mensporshe mantions too as well mines dad said

:PDT_Xtremez_34:

Yeah whatever. Listen, this 'yous' stuff ...its been done to death already and by a professional too. Better to get your own tagline than copying someone else's you wannabe.

[Captain Slog]

So you are still Lost In Time and Space. Klingoning to hope that you will win the event. No chance Big Boy you will be wheeled over by Tin Bashers entry, you will be really guttered by the launching mechanism. Wheel meet again at the start line.

CFC has allowed the Cosford Chain Saw massacre to enter the event so will need you to defend the Alliance, I hope you will not be to PHASED by this challenge.

::P: :PDT_Xtremez_39:

Your Warped comments will never Phase me. You can Pic on me but I'm Ard. You are obviously acting on Inpulse and no doubt your entry will fail to Materialise due to fact you will not be able to get any Transport. Even my Vulcan would put your entry to shame. So stick to doing Spock the ball or the pools and Checkov your results as you will never win or as the Afican tribe would say - Zulus!

[Captain Slog]

Yous is just a big bunch of old blokes hanging round the bogs watching each other then coming on here spouting bollocks about eggs aint cha

I bet yous is a bunch a lezzers or poofs who don't even go to the Bop

A bunch of sad ex sarges and cross dressers like that Jim'll Fixit chick bloke

Yous hang about in mensporshe mantions too as well mines dad said

:PDT_Xtremez_34:

By the sound of all your winging you must be a member of the pondlife who goes back to the block after your greasy burger and chips in the mess and then sits alone in your room winging that everyone hates you just because you cannot enter the Great Cosford Egg Race. I would rather be an ex SNEC than a bitter and twisted Liney. Anyway, what would you know about going to the Bop, none of your "modern" day music crap would last 40 years like the Beatles, Stones, Kinks and Danny Cannon and the Ramrods!

[propersplitbrainme]

How to learn LITS.....

How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth? Sherlock Holmes.


And this course lasts how long????

[arsolamio]

By the sound of all your winging you must be a member of the pondlife who goes back to the block after your greasy burger and chips in the mess and then sits alone in your room winging that everyone hates you just because you cannot enter the Great Cosford Egg Race. I would rather be an ex SNEC than a bitter and twisted Liney. Anyway, what would you know about going to the Bop, none of your "modern" day music crap would last 40 years like the Beatles, Stones, Kinks and Danny Cannon and the Ramrods!
By the sounds of it you is a Fat Lardy Bridge Playin Techie Trekkie wot gives history lessons to poor sods like me

Stick to hangin round the bogs and the pie warmer granddad and anyhow whose Danny Cannon and the Ramrods they sound like a gay boys band like your pal Freddie Mercury - are you a cross dresser too?

Arsolamio out Jim

:PDT_Xtremez_30:

[Captain Slog]

whose Danny Cannon and the Ramrods they sound like a gay boys band like your pal Freddie Mercury - are you a cross dresser too?

Arsolamio out Jim

:PDT_Xtremez_30:

Speak to the Bilston Bully and he will tell you all about the magic that is Danny Cannon and the Ramrods.

[SORRY CJ]

Your Warped comments will never Phase me. You can Pic on me but I'm Ard. You are obviously acting on Inpulse and no doubt your entry will fail to Materialise due to fact you will not be able to get any Transport. Even my Vulcan would put your entry to shame. So stick to doing Spock the ball or the pools and Checkov your results as you will never win or as the Afican tribe would say - Zulus!

Yery good D, I like your wording. Kaplunk.

[Tin basher]

Egg race entry update.

After extensive testing the bicycle wheel of destiny doesn't bloody work its $h!te.

No directional stability, no repeatable release system, the egg falls off and it crashes into fcuking everything. But people do laugh and it clears the ramp. Still better than a lash up of coffee jar lids or nicking your nippers pram to build a machine with a chain saw engine. With luck, some bodge tape and lead sheeting however the bicycle wheel of destiny will prevail if Freddie and egg lovers don't knack it up first
:PDT_Xtremez_28: The egg race it's a morale thing :PDT_Xtremez_28:

[Batty Borris]

Egg race entry update.

After extensive testing the bicycle wheel of destiny doesn't bloody work its $h!te.

No directional stability, no repeatable release system, the egg falls off and it crashes into fcuking everything. But people do laugh and it clears the ramp. Still better than a lash up of coffee jar lids or nicking your nippers pram to build a machine with a chain saw engine. With luck, some bodge tape and lead sheeting however the bicycle wheel of destiny will prevail if Freddie and egg lovers don't knack it up first
:PDT_Xtremez_28: The egg race it's a morale thing :PDT_Xtremez_28:

The Mono cock wheel will still not travel straight, however pinching the stabilisers off your son’s bike still may not be the solution. Any ideas to help Tin Basher to go straight.

[Tin basher]

Batty B the boys asleep so the stabilisers have been nicked and are ready for use the Wheel of destiny will become the tricycle of triumph or it could be another one of my sh!te plans that is a no go from the outset.

:PDT_Xtremez_30: "THE EGG RACE IT'S A MORALE THING":PDT_Xtremez_30:

[propersplitbrainme]

OK, this is getting tooooo weird :PDT_Xtremez_08:

[Tin basher]

OK, this is getting tooooo weird :PDT_Xtremez_08:
PSBM I agree Batty Boris has lost me now anyone got a map to his planet. :PDT_Xtremez_14:

[arsolamio]

OK, this is getting tooooo weird :PDT_Xtremez_08:
Thats cos they're talking some old bloke Gayers language - thought you would have known that as an ex Appo Cockknocker

::P:

[Tin basher]

The Bilston bully, who still hasn't registered on the goat,::P: has granted every entrant an extra 2 days a week to complete their machine. In his infinate wisdom and benign magnificence he has given us plebs both Saturday and Sunday to get it done. Entries now number 16 machines so that's a lot of tea beaks and lunchtimes wasted.
Rules - Your machine must travel 15 Mtrs then clear a ramp then a further 15 Mtrs to the finish, once over the start no external control is permitted. Oh and the egg must be intact afterwards. The big run off is on the 19th so winners and others announced soonest after.

:PDT_Xtremez_30: THE EGG RACE IT'S A MORALE THING:PDT_Xtremez_30:

[arsolamio]

Edited by wobbly.

If you want a flame war go to the fight club.

Any posts starting or giving agro out on the main forums will be deleted.

]My apologies Wobbly and the gentlemen of Cosford I bow out

Yours

Arsolamio[/I]

[propersplitbrainme]

Rules -

The rules are in the eye of the beholder.

[Captain Slog]

Yery good D, I like your wording. Kaplunk.

I can be Enterprise-ing when I want to be. Even when the odds are stacked against me, I will be Defiant. I can Endeavor to Voyager around the Universe to see the Constellation without breaking the Constitution. If I meet any Ferengi I can defend myself with my mighty sword Excalibur or hide under my Hood because I am Intrepid in my planning. To rest, I will return to my York Town where I can assist in the running of the Republic.

Be afraid, be very afraid of the 25 to 1 entry in the Great Egg Race as 24th Century technology has been applied.

Qa’pla!

[propersplitbrainme]

I can be Enterprise-ing when I want to be. Even when the odds are stacked against me, I will be Defiant. I can Endeavor to Voyager around the Universe to see the Constellation without breaking the Constitution. If I meet any Ferengi I can defend myself with my mighty sword Excalibur or hide under my Hood because I am Intrepid in my planning. To rest, I will return to my York Town where I can assist in the running of the Republic.

Pudding well and truly over-egged I fear.

[Tin basher]

Several test runs today from the entrants.
Castor thousands machine V. Impressive top job does exactly what it says on the tin. :PDT_Xtremez_27:
Coffee tin lid thingy not bad at all, nice roundels and goes straight dangerous prop though could have someones ankles. :PDT_Xtremez_19:
Wheel of destiny better than before but still much work to do. ::P:

:PDT_Xtremez_30: THE EGG RACE IT'S A MORALE THING :PDT_Xtremez_30:

Off Topic The Bilston bully still hasn't registered for the goat Off Topic

[fat lazy techie]

TB

You will have to stop mentioning this mythical thing called morale as we all know someone will stamp it out. But then again it is nice to see Mech ToSs doing something creative and engineering centric for a change. Perhaps some time may be spent educating the student masses, well occasional appearance at the moment, as I'm sure that's what you're paid to do.

[SORRY CJ]

I can be Enterprise-ing when I want to be. Even when the odds are stacked against me, I will be Defiant. I can Endeavor to Voyager around the Universe to see the Constellation without breaking the Constitution. If I meet any Ferengi I can defend myself with my mighty sword Excalibur or hide under my Hood because I am Intrepid in my planning. To rest, I will return to my York Town where I can assist in the running of the Republic.

Be afraid, be very afraid of the 25 to 1 entry in the Great Egg Race as 24th Century technology has been applied.

Qa’pla!


What are you smoking D, and can I have some?
Kaplunk

[Tin basher]

TB

Perhaps some time may be spent educating the student masses, as I'm sure that's what you're paid to do.

Damn I've been rumbled!!

[propersplitbrainme]

Castor thousands machine V. Impressive top job does exactly what it says on the tin. :PDT_Xtremez_27:

Oh yeah its got the lot! Laser alignment, gyro stabilisation and, in spite of the Bilston Bully's protestations*, an auto flippy down cockpit lid to protect the driver.

* The man is a mere amateur at writing unbendable rules. His unbendable rule writing abilities are risible, I laugh at his unbendable rule writing abilities, no creator of unbendable rules is he. (Sideshow Bob origins acknowledged).

[Captain Slog]

What are you smoking D, and can I have some?
Kaplunk

Ferengi waccy baccy accompanied with Romulan Ale! Qa'pla!

While watching some trial runs of the Great Egg Race machines today, I think I saw a possible winner in action - unfortunately it wasn’t ours, but I worry not for we have the mighty Super Sooty on our team and we will prevail!

The Great Wheel of Destiny looks good but needs to fit a directional gyro.

Memo to myself: when volunteering to decorate the team machine make sure you know the right fcuking team name!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[propersplitbrainme]

ALERT!!!

The Mech TS Chainsaw Massacre machine is primed and ready for a test run at 13:00 today.
The fire section and bomb disposal team have been placed on standby :PDT_Xtremez_08:

[Avid Merrion]

I see you guys are at Cosford

I'm thinking about joining as an Aircraft Maintenance Mechanic or an Armourer could anyone there give me some ideas which is best?

And what exactly is the Great Egg Race?

Cheers

Avid

[Tin basher]

what exactly is the Great Egg Race?

The great egg race used to be on TV fronted by Professor Heinz Wolfe a sort of not dangerous at all non combat robot wars. Teams had to complete a given course using a home made device that could carry a raw egg from one end to the other without damage. The type of obstacles to be overcome varied each episode. Our version of the egg race, rigidlly controlled by the Bilston bully, has seen various types of course set and strict rules on what materials may be used over the years. Examples include flying an egg over the greatest possible distance in a craft made from nothing more than A4 paper and pritstick. Transport an egg 30 feet then over a 4 foot wall into a bucket 8 feet away all without damage or any form of remote control. This year its a 30 mtr course with an up and over ramp at midpoint. Again no remote control is permitted once the device has crossed the start line and the egg must survive the trip intact.

:PDT_Xtremez_28: The egg race it's a morale thing :PDT_Xtremez_28:

[Tin basher]

After a private test run seen only by the respected committee white smoke has been seen coming from the Bilston Bullies pipe the chain saw massacre machine is IN. Leave has been cancelled in the fire section and blood donors put on standby. The machine itself and all it's nine wheels has been described as the most over engineered entry ever encountered and fekking useless to boot. Batty Boris's hamster has more chance of following a straight line. All them wheels, all that horse power to move one raw egg!!!! The bicycle wheel of destiny will prevail especially with it's new brush start method. Bristling with ingenuity we are in here well not me actually but PSBM and KA are. Cheers guys for the top tip.

:PDT_Xtremez_28: The egg race it's a morale thing.:PDT_Xtremez_30:

[propersplitbrainme]

I see you guys are at Cosford

I'm thinking about joining as an Aircraft Maintenance Mechanic or an Armourer could anyone there give me some ideas which is best?

Noticing Tinbasher fielded the easy question, I'll try this one ;)

Both trades have their merits and it depends upon what you want to do.

Armourers deal with stuff the goes bang, loading weapons, servicing ejection seats that sort of stuff But they don't just work on aircraft things, they deal with small arms, pyrotechnics and bomb disposal as well. I'm sure a real armourer could fill in the many gaps I've left out.

As an AMM you work on the aircraft as an all round trade assistant, you'll be given some basics on hydraulics, engines, flying copntrols, avionics - the lot. After that you go out into the 'real airforce' and after two years learning the ropes you return to Cosford do more in-depth training in your specialised field i.e. mechanical or avionics. And don't listen to all the jackasses out in the main forums who refer to the place as Tossford, its not that bad really :PDT_Xtremez_30:

[Batty Borris]

After a private test run seen only by the respected committee white smoke has been seen coming from the Bilston Bullies pipe the chain saw massacre machine is IN. Leave has been cancelled in the fire section and blood donors put on standby. The machine itself and all it's nine wheels has been described as the most over engineered entry ever encountered and fekking useless to boot. Batty Boris's hamster has more chance of following a straight line. All them wheels, all that horse power to move one raw egg!!!! The bicycle wheel of destiny will prevail especially with it's new brush start method. Bristling with ingenuity we are in here well not me actually but PSBM and KA are. Cheers guys for the top tip.

:PDT_Xtremez_28: The egg race it's a morale thing.:PDT_Xtremez_30:

Yes it was nice to see the chain saw taking its inventor for a walk on a piece of string. However the question is should the string brake during the race will the chainsaw come back when called.

[propersplitbrainme]

However the question is should the string brake during the race will the chainsaw come back when called.

He'd have to call loudly to be heard above the din though wouldn't he?

[Batty Borris]

The Dyson twins have had a slight mishap during testing. During a high speed run the craft veered of course and collided with a stationary aircraft. The aircraft was fine but the Dyson Speed Buggy has now turned into a jigsaw puzzle. However it should be fit to compete in the egg race on Tuesday.

[Tin basher]

The man is a mere amateur at writing unbendable rules. His unbendable rule writing abilities are risible, I laugh at his unbendable rule writing abilities, no creator of unbendable rules is he. (Sideshow Bob origins acknowledged).

The Bilston bullies rules have not been bent they have been tied in pretty little bow and given back to him as a pressie. :PDT_Xtremez_30:
The egg container will be open to atmosphere he said - At least two teams have self closing lids. One team has double sided sticky tape in the bottom to secure the egg.::P:
No major commercial parts may be used he said - So making one out of just meccano bits is okay then! Using an electric golf trolley with an egg cup on is okay as well obviously. As is using a Bowling ball with an egg sized hole in the side. :PDT_Xtremez_15:
So flagrant is the disregard for his rules that he has had to ask for help. The scrupulously honest and totally unimpeachble Mr C :PDT_Xtremez_28: will assist him as all the rule bending may not be detected by the committee of one that is the Bilston Bully.

Show time 15.00 Tuesday THE EGG RACE IT'S A MORALE THING

[propersplitbrainme]

Rumour has it that OC Mech TS had a brief flirtation with the idea of inviting the Commandant to view the Egg Race. He appears to have had a change of heart possiibly because:

a. The standard of some of the machines shows that an awful lot of time has been spent 'cocking around' with them

b. The standard of others would'nt even grace an 8-years olds Young Engineers Club

c. A 7 year old is entering and his staff might get their butts kicked

d. Some machines demonstrate a flagrant disregard for basic fire regs, and the health and safety of the operative and all within an appreciable radius

Perm any one of the above.

[Tin basher]

PSBM what about
e. The cleaners have entered now that would be embarassing for aunty betts techies if the cleaners won. Best of luck the Dyson sisters

[Captain Slog]

PSBM what about
e. The cleaners have entered now that would be embarassing for aunty betts techies if the cleaners won. Best of luck the Dyson sisters

It would be a jolly jape if they did win but you are forgetting one major problem Tin basher – one of the young lady’s better half has got involved with the designing and testing.

We all know what happened when he last tried out his new ideas i.e. one Jet Provost left doing an impersonation of a Saturn 5 rocket while still on jacks and another JP that was left with a permanently disconnected tail plane!

Still never mind, there might be an AOC’s in it somewhere!!!!!!!

Only 17 and ½ hours to go for the race and I still have 247 stickers to put on our entry – will I ever be finished on time!

[Tin basher]

Still never mind, there might be an AOC’s in it somewhere!!!!!!!

BITCHEEEEEEEEEEEE stuff Capt. I thought you had more respect for her majesties grown ups.

[Batty Borris]

Three hours to go the pit lanes are busy, last chance to do those all-important final adjustments.

BB not impressed with the rule bending kit however we will see what we can get away with.

Good luck to all the entries taking part and may the best team win. Subject to the approval of BB (you can only win if I say you can) sorry I meant subject to last second rule changes.

[propersplitbrainme]

Subject to the approval of BB (you can only win if I say you can) sorry I meant subject to last second rule changes.

Well BB and his henchmen are due for an emergency meeting at 14:30 to fix the rules they should have written properly in the first instance.
Too late chaps, and remember, ITS NOT YOUR HANGAR!!!:PDT_Xtremez_32:

[Batty Borris]

Well BB and his henchmen are due for an emergency meeting at 14:30 to fix the rules they should have written properly in the first instance.
Too late chaps, and remember, ITS NOT YOUR HANGAR!!!:PDT_Xtremez_32:

Who checked to Go NoGo gauge !!!!!!!!!!!!!! but good did eventually win despite all attempts to scuttle your entry by professor NoGo, BB and the man from Home Pride Grader in his bowler hat.

I thought that Tin Basher was going to show the Professor where he could park the wheel of destiny.

However I would like to thank BB and his team for making it an enjoyable afternoon. Looking forward to Easter.:PDT_Xtremez_28:

[Tin basher]

[QUOTE=Tin basher;46636]Castor thousands machine V. Impressive top job does exactly what it says on the tin.
Coffee tin lid thingy not bad at all, nice roundels and goes straight (now renamed Dave).
Wheel of destiny better than before but still much work to do.[QUOTE]


A final Winners Castor Thousands
A final 2nd Blackbird
B final winner Chain saw massacre (big surprise)
Award for technical excellence Dave

So following the fantastic win by Castor Thousands and the technical award for Dave as predicted in post 32 your lottery numbers for this week are 4, 8, 18, 23, 33, and 41. Mystic meg eat your heart out. Wheel of destiny great first run to qualify for the A final but crashed out in style to lose with dignity. Lots of inventive stuff from all 16 entrants, bodge tape rolls, bowling balls, Christmas crackers, CD's for wheels, Golf clubs, etc. Congrats and top effort from the Bilston Bully and his fellows scrutineers. However next time BB can the scrutineering take less time than the event and the rules have less holes than a swiss cheese. The whole thing was a hoot and well worth the effort involved.
The next one is planned to be at easter 07 so BB an behalf of all competitors all I can say is "Bring it on Big boy".
:PDT_Xtremez_28: THE EGG RACE IT'S A MORALE THING :PDT_Xtremez_28:

[Tin basher]

Simple request Part 1
Dear Bilston Bully can you now stop being the all knowing wise one who puffs a briar and smiles like an indulgent father at our creations and revert to your mild mannered alter ego MJH.
Simple request Part 2
Get registered on the goat soonest you now have two weeks off so don't give me the I've been busy excuse.:PDT_Xtremez_25:
MJH top job and well done over 1000 misguided souls have now viewed the egg race thread and it's all your fault.

:PDT_Xtremez_28: " THE EGG RACE IT'S A MORALE THING":PDT_Xtremez_28:

[propersplitbrainme]

MJH top job and well done over 1000 misguided souls have now viewed the egg race thread and it's all your fault.

And if they'd all buy the kick-ass DVD at £1 a throw I could go on me holibobs next year :PDT_Xtremez_28:

[Batty Borris]

Happy New Year to all our readers, thanks for all your inputs.

Hope to hear from you at the EASTER egg race.:PDT_Xtremez_25:

[Tin basher]

With only 8 weeks until easter still no indication from the organisers of what format this years easter event will take:PDT_Xtremez_06: . White smoke has yet to issue from the sacred briar however there has been rumours that it may involve some flying machines and that build time will be vastly reduced to as little as 24 hours.:PDT_Xtremez_30: MJH keep up the good work.:PDT_Xtremez_28:

"The egg race its morale thing"

[Captain Slog]

With only 8 weeks until easter still no indication from the organisers of what format this years easter event will take:PDT_Xtremez_06: . White smoke has yet to issue from the sacred briar however there has been rumours that it may involve some flying machines and that build time will be vastly reduced to as little as 24 hours.:PDT_Xtremez_30: MJH keep up the good work.:PDT_Xtremez_28:

"The egg race its morale thing"

TB, what ever we plan for the future, you know that the Proff will always surprise us with his master plan for the Great Egg Race. Still, as the current holders of the esteemed trophy, I’m sure that PSBM will pull a rabbit out of the hat for us yet again.

[fat lazy techie]

I'm shocked that the miss-management at mong toss haven't stamped down on this yet as it appears to improve/keep morale just above rock bottom. Surely your time would be better spent moulding the minds of the new breed of airmen or even getting the FT course sorted, for those of you who aren't out looking for new jobs that is.

[Captain Slog]

I'm shocked that the miss-management at mong toss haven't stamped down on this yet as it appears to improve/keep morale just above rock bottom. Surely your time would be better spent moulding the minds of the new breed of airmen or even getting the FT course sorted, for those of you who aren't out looking for new jobs that is.

If you were able to see over your mound of pies you would notice that we do the prep for the Great Egg races in our own time i.e. tea breaks and meal times.

We are far to diligent, professional and conscientious to do it during the firms time, as the designing of the new FT course takes up every moment of our working day.

If I were you, I would start looking over your shoulder and start worrying about your job in a blue suit as this government seems intent to get rid of as many servicemen as possible by fair means or fowl - war, redundancy, cut backs, etc.

[fat lazy techie]

I take it you have quite a few tea breaks and extended lunch times then, judging by what I have see first hand. It must have been a figment of my imagination the, alleged, instructors building strange egg mashing contraptions in the airframe repair bay during normal lesson times then. Now get off the goat and do some work.

[Liney Hasbeen]

If you were able to see over your mound of pies


CS !!!!!!!!!!!! I do belive you might just be throwing hard boiled eggs in double glazed houses .......... and breaking through!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now I really think all this f*cking egg nonsense should be barred untill you job stealers complete your current tasking .........

From what I hear from the extremely hard working blue suits next door to you, you are holding them up with your constant trips to the T-bar drinking coffee and stealing the biscuits .......... all between your pie breaks.

As for MJH ......... He needs to put all thoughts of ridiculous egg extravaganzas out of his Fiat filled mind until he manages to get the f*cking filthy hovel of a T-bar up to an acceptable standard ...........

Job stealing barstewards ........

[Captain Slog]

CS !!!!!!!!!!!!
From what I hear from the extremely hard working blue suits next door to you,
..

Now I know you are taking the p*ss, you either saw the one with my hair style on his own or you had been on another one of Freddie's extended lunch breaks and somebody spiked your gallon of full fat coke!

[Tin basher]

Back on topic easter is fast approaching and still nothing from on high. ::/: Perhaps this morale inducing exercise is no more? MJH what news from the eyrie? The cave dwellers next door are eager for news and ready to join in even if one half of Dave has now left us. The surviving members of so called suicide squad are primed and ready. MJH bring it on big boy!!!!!!!!!!:PDT_Xtremez_28:
Oh yes and LH one small thing the egg race
"Its a morale thing"
PS the t-bar looks fine.

[Liney Hasbeen]

Oh yes and LH one small thing the egg race
"Its a morale thing"
PS the t-bar looks fine.

Now you are being really silly !!!!!!!!

If you think chucking a f*cking egg around the hangar will raise any levels of morale then you are sadly mistaken ..........

I think you might find that most destructors in blue have had the final grains of this morale thing well an truly kicked out of them .......

Lets just say as one crowned b*llend has departed another one has arrived with an equally bad case of OCD !!!!!!!

Eggs are for eating anyway ......... ask CS he's had a few !!!!!

PPS ....... the T-bar must have been cleaned by someone else then ... :PDT_Xtremez_28:

[Tin basher]

At last the white smoke has issued from the french dwelling of MJH. The big event is to held on 29th March. However no one can see the rules until the 13th of March. But MJH being a staunch Francophile it may well be an exercise in whose egg can surrender first!!!!!!!!!!!! :PDT_Xtremez_30:

[Goatherdingsplitter]

Don't worry, the Freddie lookalike will be too busy trying to brush up on his Bridge skills and as we all know he definitely needs to - that is when he is not trying to break the world record of calorie intake in one lunch time session.

Freddie & Bridge skills?, now there is a contradiction!!