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SirSaltyHelmet
07-09-2006, 12:03
It was quite amusing to see Mrs SSH go on a rant last night and she came out with a rather interesting idea.

I quote " I am sick of them complaining about what they get from us, how we look after them, how their rights are being abused. As a sense of loyalty to the UK and to demonstrate a desire to have the respect of our fellow citizens why don't we make new Immigrants do a form of National Service; send them to Afghanistan, Iraq etc for a year. That way they will earn the right to our handouts, to use the NHS and be housed and welcomed by the people of the UK"
The Masked Geek
07-09-2006, 12:06
Sounds like a plan to me. Maybe we could "lose" a few of them whilst they are there....
FOMz
07-09-2006, 12:08
Your letting Mrs SSH have ideas????? whats wrong with you man?

You know only too well that women are for cooking, cleaning, bedroom fun and being under the patio when you're finished with them.

Firstly hang your head in shame for allowing yourself to let her have ideas, secondly you need to stop it happening again in the future.

I do agree though...........
Vim_Fuego
07-09-2006, 12:10
Your letting Mrs SSH have ideas????? whats wrong with you man?

You know only too well that women are for cooking, cleaning, bedroom fun and being under the patio when you're finished with them.

Firstly hang your head in shame for allowing yourself to let her have ideas, secondly you need to stop it happening again in the future.

I do agree though...........

She'll want the vote next....
AndyZ
07-09-2006, 12:11
She'll want the vote next....
FFS some people never learn......
SirSaltyHelmet
07-09-2006, 12:15
She'll want the vote next....

Vim, she has a house in South Oxhey; You want to argue with her?
Dirk Thrust
07-09-2006, 12:17
Trade her in for a new model that doesnt think
Vim_Fuego
07-09-2006, 12:18
Vim, she has a house in South Oxhey; You want to argue with her?

Plese leave me, my car and family alone...
SirSaltyHelmet
07-09-2006, 12:24
I'll ask again Vim, are you going to tell her she can't vote??? :PDT_Xtremez_42:

I wouldn't dream of it; feck me guys I have to let her think or I will beaten some more
sausage2
07-09-2006, 12:34
I have to let her think or I will beaten some more
You are pathetic, call yourself a bloke, you need to have a long look at yourself, and do the decent thing. Go in your back garden and blow your brains out.

Women are not to be listened to under any circumstances. They are all psychotic bitches, who as The FOMz correctly points out, should be buried after use.

If I listened to my Misses, I would be a fit athletic, teetotal, non-smoker, with a full head of hair, and financially sound. That would indeed be a sorry state to be in
AndyZ
07-09-2006, 12:38
Don't you read the news? Some of them do go and fight in Afghanistan and Iraq, just not on our side.
Yes and this p1ss arse of a govt will let the buggers back in wen they have finished too knowing them
Dirk Thrust
07-09-2006, 12:45
Build a wall arround the whole of the middle east and turn it into a reservoir
Da chief
07-09-2006, 12:47
Damn fine idea Mrs SSH gets my vote . . . . maybe they'll realise how well off they are in this small country of OURS
Scaley brat
07-09-2006, 12:59
Damn fine idea Mrs SSH gets my vote . . . .

What a good idea, perhaps sehe could be PS deputy PM :PDT_Xtremez_28:
SirSaltyHelmet
07-09-2006, 13:02
What a good idea, perhaps sehe could be PS deputy PM :PDT_Xtremez_28:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FECKING WAY!! As long as I have a hole in my arrse will that not happen.

I need a lie down
Scaley brat
07-09-2006, 13:07
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FECKING WAY!! As long as I have a hole in my arrse will that happen.

I need a lie down


But I thought you said that it was "She who will be obeyed" who wears the trousers in your house..... your going to be another Dennis Thatcher, p!ssed in the background :PDT_Xtremez_28:
Dirk Thrust
07-09-2006, 13:11
But I thought you said that it was "She who will be obeyed" who wears the trousers in your house..... your going to be another Dennis Thatcher, p!ssed in the background :PDT_Xtremez_28:


Or another Prince Phillip making faux pas all over the place
SirSaltyHelmet
07-09-2006, 13:17
But I thought you said that it was "She who will be obeyed" who wears the trousers in your house..... your going to be another Dennis Thatcher, p!ssed in the background :PDT_Xtremez_28:

Can't stand gin
JAFAD666
07-09-2006, 14:18
Letting them fight for us would mean training them. I dont want them learning all the technique`s of our martial arts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvYh4x4tF5Q&mode=related&search=hooligans
AndyZ
07-09-2006, 14:25
Letting them fight for us would mean training them. I dont want them learning all the technique`s of our martial arts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvYh4x4tF5Q&mode=related&search=hooligans
....."thats good, thats good"