Can anybody help?

[Emskie]

This is a real longshot! But no harm in trying....

I am trying to trace somebody to say thank you and hopefully they will read this.

All I know is that his name is Andy, from Cardiff in the RAF and based at Brize Norton.

He will remember, as myself and two others were in the Walkabout in Cardiff on Saturday 19 August, as part of a hen night - needless to say we weren't believed when we told them that we were lawyers/Solicitors!

Anyway I just really wanted to say thank you and I hope you get this some how.

Em x

[SirSaltyHelmet]

I AM ANDY!!!

[Get Some In]

No, im Andy!!

[Rack Shelf Bin]

No I'm Andy and so is my wife

[Vim_Fuego]

I Was Just Typing That You B*stard

[Vim_Fuego]

This is a real longshot! But no harm in trying....

I am trying to trace somebody to say thank you and hopefully they will read this.

All I know is that his name is Andy, from Cardiff in the RAF and based at Brize Norton.

He will remember, as myself and two others were in the Walkabout in Cardiff on Saturday 19 August, as part of a hen night - needless to say we weren't believed when we told them that we were lawyers/Solicitors!

Anyway I just really wanted to say thank you and I hope you get this some how.

Em x

You can't come on here, say all that and not expect to be interrogated further.... What did Andy do/didn't do?....Why does he deserve thanks?...Can I do what he did?

A more in depth description of 'Andy' may help us pass on the thanks for you........

[Rack Shelf Bin]

Vim .......... Gotta be fast or ya gonna be last.

He says tugging forelock towards moderator

[Get Some In]

I think we should start to speculate............

[Rack Shelf Bin]

In good old RAF tradition only 5% truth needed.

[Emskie]

You are extremely funny and have brightened up my day no end.

Hmm where do I start...ok I would like to say thanks to Andy for being a gent which may cancel out some of you Andys! Secondly he made sure I got back to my hotel safely.....without jumping me....just to kill your idol curiosity. My friend refused to give him my number hence the reason for my post.

As for a description...well I am not sure its going to narrow down the field any but he was...well....alive, dark haired about 5'10 ish maybe taller and quite well built. His parents live in Cardiff and if he read the post he would know.

[freudian slip]

If indeed the perpetrator's real name is Andy ?

[Emskie]

True, could be a load of bollocks.

[Bitburger]

You are extremely funny and have brightened up my day no end.

Hmm where do I start...ok I would like to say thanks to Andy for being a gent which may cancel out some of you Andys! Secondly he made sure I got back to my hotel safely.....without jumping me....just to kill your idol curiosity. My friend refused to give him my number hence the reason for my post.

As for a description...well I am not sure its going to narrow down the field any but he was...well....alive, dark haired about 5'10 ish maybe taller and quite well built. His parents live in Cardiff and if he read the post he would know.


Sorry to inform you Emskie but if 'Andy' did not try to jumo you, then you can be sure he is NOT in the RAF.

[Emskie]

I never said he didn't want to though!

[Bitburger]

I never said he didn't want to though!


But perseverance is the hallmark of the true RAF guy that is unless he was a person of non specified sexual orientation or preference.

My advice to you would to go to the ask sausage 2 thread in the pigs bar and ask sausage2 for help in tracing ' Andy'

[Get Some In]

We must conlude that Andy is indeed a batty boy.

There are only two options:

He has not tried to make love to Em - Gay

Em stands for Emmet - Gay

I rest my case.

[Emskie]

Thank you....Pigs bar...is that a reference to the women one may pick up??? You see I was once in the armed forces so I am vaguely familar with your terminology.

He persevered all night bless him.

[Emskie]

Finally, I am definetely a woman....well the last time I checked anyway!

[Vim_Fuego]

he made sure I got back to my hotel safely.....without jumping me....

Hmmmm the plot thickens...Someone called Andy, Welsh and gay.......

[Bitburger]

Thank you....Pigs bar...is that a reference to the women one may pick up??? You see I was once in the armed forces so I am vaguely familar with your terminology.

He persevered all night bless him.

No pigs bar is the name of a thread where anything goes. DO NOT ENTRY IF EAISLY OFFENDED

[Rack Shelf Bin]

But perhaps not in that order hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Emskie]

I think I will avoid the Pigs Bar....not sure I would get much sense from your 'agony aunt' thanks anyway.

[mad_collie]

Finally, I am definetely a woman....well the last time I checked anyway!

I think you need a second opinion - pm me with details & then I can confirm whether you are.:PDT_Xtremez_28:

[Bitburger]

I think I will avoid the Pigs Bar....not sure I would get much sense from your 'agony aunt' thanks anyway.


Not much sense from sausage2? Are you mad Woman? If anyone can track Gay, Taff, shortarse Andy from Brize down it is sausage2

[Vim_Fuego]

We must conlude that Andy is indeed a batty boy.

There are only two options:

He has not tried to make love to Em - Gay

Em stands for Emmet - Gay

I rest my case.

Right thats it...are you spying on me and stealing my superior humour!

[Emskie]

Not much sense from sausage2? Are you mad Woman? If anyone can track Gay, Taff, shortarse Andy from Brize down it is sausage2


Ok will try.....slightly dubious about it though!

[Get Some In]

Right thats it...are you spying on me and stealing my superior humour!

Sorry. I will leave.

[SirSaltyHelmet]

So he is a chubby Mummy's boy from South Wales??? You are welcome to him

ps little miss Em, watch the creaky floor boards as you go about Mummy's house, can't have little Andy Pandy getting in bother now can we.

PPS Sausage2, he needs counselling on this "Gentleman" Bollox

[Vim_Fuego]

I have never seen a thread grow so quickly....The mearest hint of a bit of skirt and you lot are like flies round sh*t....

I'm so proud it brings a tear to my eye....sniff

[Bitburger]

I have never seen a thread grow so quickly....The mearest hint of a bit of skirt and you lot are like flies round sh*t....

I'm so proud it brings a tear to my eye....sniff


Well it is nice to have a chick on here who isn't a boiler of bunnies

[SirSaltyHelmet]

This one is educated apparently, Lawyer / Solicitor!! Or could she be using one of them " I am a Jaffa Cake tester " type chatty up lines?

[Rack Shelf Bin]

I have never seen a thread grow so quickly....The mearest hint of a bit of skirt and you lot are like flies round sh*t....

I'm so proud it brings a tear to my eye....sniff

Who is wearing the skirt????? Andy I presume

[Bitburger]

This one is educated apparently, Lawyer / Solicitor!! Or could she be using one of them " I am a Jaffa Cake tester " type chatty up lines?


Well if she is the educated type she will know that they are biscuits, not cakes

[SirSaltyHelmet]

IT'S A CAKE!!

[Emskie]

This one is educated apparently, Lawyer / Solicitor!! Or could she be using one of them " I am a Jaffa Cake tester " type chatty up lines?


To impress one of you lot wouldn't I just have to say I was a lapdancer?!

I'm a Civil Litigation Lawyer.

[Bitburger]

To impress one of you lot wouldn't I just have to say I was a lapdancer?!

I'm a Civil Litigation Lawyer.


Lap dancers impressing one of 'us lot'? That's libel young lady. as a lawyer you should know that.

[Vim_Fuego]

Well it is nice to have a chick on here who isn't a boiler of bunnies

And I don't think the worlds survival depends on this one either...what a refreshing change!!

[gemarriott]

I'm not Andy nor am i gay so if you don't find will him I do?
check out the Photogenic trade to see how brilliant looking we armourers are.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Em, are you pregnant and has he given you the flirt divert number?

[gemarriott]

I'm not Andy nor am i gay so if you don't find will him I do?
check out the Photogenic trade to see how brilliant looking we armourers are.

Jesus H Christ looks kile m'i Dyslexic three.

[mad_collie]

There is always the possibility that 'Andy' is a Walt.

Not that many of us will actually admit to being in HM's premier service - as has been mentioned, we normally train dolphins, stack sheves at Tesco, put the jam into jammie dodgers . . . .

[Vim_Fuego]

There is always the possibility that 'Andy' is a Walt.

Not that many of us will actually admit to being in HM's premier service - as has been mentioned, we normally train dolphins, stack sheves at Tesco, put the jam into jammie dodgers . . . .

Did he tell you what he did?

That could be interesting...

[dantura]

I know an Andy from Cardiff neck of the woods based here at Brize. I'll go and find him tomorrow and see if it's him?

I'll have to take a pointy stick with me just in case he's turned to the dark side and now likes mens bottoms though!



D

[wgaf]

I'm not Andy nor am i gay so if you don't find will him I do?
check out the Photogenic trade to see how brilliant looking we armourers are.
gem how many times do we have to say it! all bombheads are knuckle dragging, gibbons with faces that look like they've been set on fire and put out with a shovel:PDT_Xtremez_30:

[SirSaltyHelmet]

To impress one of you lot wouldn't I just have to say I was a lapdancer?!

I'm a Civil Litigation Lawyer.

I see.... You work for Claims Direct!!!

[Emskie]

I most certainly do not work for ****ing Claims Direct!!!

[Emskie]

I know an Andy from Cardiff neck of the woods based here at Brize. I'll go and find him tomorrow and see if it's him?

I'll have to take a pointy stick with me just in case he's turned to the dark side and now likes mens bottoms though!



D

Thank you!

[SirSaltyHelmet]

I most certainly do not work for ****ing Claims Direct!!!


Did I feel a slight tug on my rod? Must be the tide

[sausage2]

I know a bloke called Chris, at Brize. He's from Pawthcawl.

Is that any good?

[wgaf]

i know a bloke called sid at brize, he's from norwich
is that any good

[SirSaltyHelmet]

If you see Sid can you tell him that my British Gas shares are still crap!

[Buphoonery]

I'm sure there's a Welsh bloke up here in Lincolnshire, not sure if he's 5' 10", I can't remember his name and I have no idea where he lives.......sorry I can't be more helpful........

[wgaf]

If you see Sid can you tell him that my British Gas shares are still crap!
sent him a txt mate, hes just sent me one back it says "fu** off" top bite that:PDT_Xtremez_14:

[sausage2]

I know a bloke from Cardiff. His name is Phil, and he's at Lyneham.

Is that any good

[Emskie]

No I am not pregnant nor do I want CSA payments etc.

He was extremely kind and all I want to do is say thanks as my friend did not want to give him my number without my say so.

No ulterior motive other than I never got chance to say thank you.

[SirSaltyHelmet]

Sounds like he was using his dick as a compass :PDT_Xtremez_06:

[Bitburger]

No I am not pregnant nor do I want CSA payments etc.

He was extremely kind and all I want to do is say thanks as my friend did not want to give him my number without my say so.

No ulterior motive other than I never got chance to say thank you.


So come on, 'fess up what was 'Andy's' job in the RAF? Red Arrow pilot? ' Hi my name is Andy but my friends call me Red Three'

[Vim_Fuego]

So come on, 'fess up what was 'Andy's' job in the RAF? Red Arrow pilot? ' Hi my name is Andy but my friends call me Red Three'

He probably didn't want to talk about it...then told you all about it....Keeping the 'edge' and all that...

[Emskie]

Never asked to be fair!

[Penguins Suck]

listen in ermuntrude. if yous want to meat a raf blok, yous shulld be trying to get off with a rock, cos we are the hardest bloks in the Raf. and yous wuld want to say thank yous to me afterwords as well.

[JAFAD666]

If he said he was RAF Regiment and wanted your number cos he`s posted to scotland next week be run away.

[JAFAD666]

Damn it how does he know

[Vim_Fuego]

He probably didn't want to talk about it...then told you all about it....Keeping the 'edge' and all that...

Off Topic You know this has grated on me for years now...In Top Gun at the start where the pilot messes up the approach and is in the air bosses office claiming he has lost the 'edge'....

He says something along the lines of,' I nearly died up there today sir....and I haven't even seen my wife and kids'...

Was he of Hindu origin...Was his arranged marriage still to happen after that particular cruise...did he post his sperm home in a jiffy bag (pun intended) to his future, as yet unseen bride????

Anyway...I feel better for that....Off Topic

[Emskie]

listen in ermuntrude. if yous want to meat a raf blok, yous shulld be trying to get off with a rock, cos we are the hardest bloks in the Raf. and yous wuld want to say thank yous to me afterwords as well.

Sorry...does thank you mean I want to shag you in RAF language?!

Confused

[Rack Shelf Bin]

I've found Andy he's been posted from Brize

[suewilldo]

This is a real longshot! But no harm in trying....

I am trying to trace somebody to say thank you and hopefully they will read this.

All I know is that his name is Andy, from Cardiff in the RAF and based at Brize Norton.

He will remember, as myself and two others were in the Walkabout in Cardiff on Saturday 19 August, as part of a hen night - needless to say we weren't believed when we told them that we were lawyers/Solicitors!

Anyway I just really wanted to say thank you and I hope you get this some how.

Em x


..my husbund is called Andy from Brize and he was out in Cardiff that night he is 5,11 and as for being well built he aint that big honestly

[Dirk Thrust]

Yep there is a bloke called Andy at Brize. Last time I saw him he was trying to blow up Dido with a mobile phone and a hoover

[Tashy_Man]

Sounds like he was using his dick as a compass :PDT_Xtremez_06:

Might need a bit of a swing if he didn't get to use it :PDT_Xtremez_09:

[Emskie]

I will give up in case I upset anymore wives/girlfriends/boyfriends!

[Get Some In]

I will give up in case I upset anymore wives/girlfriends/boyfriends!

I think people are pulling your leg a bit. I reckon if someone does know him, you will get an answer. Sh1t, how mature of me, i need to knock that on the head.

[Emskie]

I think people are pulling your leg a bit. I reckon if someone does know him, you will get an answer. Sh1t, how mature of me, i need to knock that on the head.

Oh that's ok as I really didn't want to offend anyone and I knew I would get a load of flack for the post in the first place........well hopefully I will get an answer then!

[Rack Shelf Bin]

I think people are pulling your leg a bit. I reckon if someone does know him, you will get an answer. Sh1t, how mature of me, i need to knock that on the head.
GSI.
Get to the Naafi bop at Lossie,PS will knock you on the head

[Get Some In]

GSI.
Get to the Naafi bop at Lossie,PS will knock you on the head

Well as long as it is not with a bat like he said ealier as they are an endangered species. I have reported him to the bat police in Gotham City. Off Topic

[Emskie]

I definetely give up!

[freudian slip]

Is it Andy or Steve that does somthing with radars ?

I once met a welsh bloke whose surname was Williams if it is any help

[Get Some In]

Ok the Andy situation continues....mate swears its definetely right name also have his mates name who is based at Lyneham, Steve Williams and he does something with radars.

He has been put in prison for what he does with radars. You should move on with your life.

[Get Some In]

Is it Andy or Steve that does somthing with radars ?

I once met a welsh bloke whose surname was Williams if it is any help

Could be Taff Williams from Wales?

[Rack Shelf Bin]

Could be Taff Williams from Wales?
Taff the Radar

[freudian slip]

Yes, thats him do you know him

[Emskie]

His mate numbnuts!

As for williams being welsh name....you don't say?!??!

[Get Some In]

Yes, thats him do you know him

No, never heard of him

[Get Some In]

His mate numbnuts!

As for williams being welsh name....you don't say?!??!

OOOH MATRON!

[Emskie]

I give up!

[freudian slip]

Sorry Emskie only trying to help, only it wasn't clear in your post.

[Rack Shelf Bin]

Off Topic OOOH MATRON!


Dr Soper

[firestorm]

I give up!

So did Andy. Brass pants.

[SirSaltyHelmet]

Em

Do you reckon your mate secretly pulled him and is sending you on a wild goose chase?

[Vim_Fuego]

bbbbbbbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......Oh hello...the pot of jams back!

[firestorm]

bbbbbbbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......Oh hello...the pot of jams back!

I thought the bbbbbbbbbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz was NOP's hoover/vibrator bomb thingy?

[SirSaltyHelmet]

bbbbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ring ring boom??? Is that the one?

[Emskie]

LOL!

Very funny....

[Vim_Fuego]

Taking into consideration that everything she does is better than anyone else she probably used a diesal model.......brum brum brum brum brum brum brruuuummm!

[SirSaltyHelmet]

Taking into consideration that everything she does is better than anyone else she probably used a diesal model.......brum brum brum brum brum brum brruuuummm!

Can imagine her using a hoochin!

Ems, if you cant find him here, try uniformdating.com :PDT_Xtremez_42:

[firestorm]

Ems, if you cant find him here, try uniformdating.com :PDT_Xtremez_42:


...or ask your mate, she's been bumping uglies with him since the hen night.:PDT_Xtremez_42:

[ROTORHEAD]

Emskie, can you clear up a question for me.

My Sister in law is a Clerk to the Court and told me that in the legal world, something along the lines of:-

Solicitors have a brief, Barristers work to briefs, but lawyers have no briefs?
Could you clarify?

[NEQcounter]

Bugger all to do with the thread, what do you think of my new avatar?

[firestorm]

Bugger all to do with the thread, what do you think of my new avatar?

letthepuppies out.com?

A fine pair of spaniels!

[NEQcounter]

Found in the gallery on arrse, why thank you, sir!

[firestorm]

Can I have the one with the pink nose?

[Vim_Fuego]

Bugger all to do with the thread, what do you think of my new avatar?

Going by the beads around her neck and the body art she is at 'fantasyfest Key West'....Had the pleasure 2 years ago...google it to see what I mean!

[NEQcounter]

Question is, should I keep this avatar or go back to my old one, a picture of George Formby on a motorbike?

[Vim_Fuego]

Question is, should I keep this avatar or go back to my old one, a picture of George Formby on a motorbike?

Every time I saw George I smirked...Now I know for a fact that all the people at Fantasyfest (including that lady with the puppies) are just there for guil'free no questions asked stick it anywhere sex...and thats just wrong...:PDT_Xtremez_03:

[NEQcounter]

Every time I saw George I smirked...Now I know for a fact that all the people at Fantasyfest (including that lady with the puppies) are just there for guil'free no questions asked stick it anywhere sex...and thats just wrong...:PDT_Xtremez_03:
So that's one for Goerge then?

[NEQcounter]

Back to normal, thats better.

[Vim_Fuego]

Yeah...good old George...Better than a big old pair of bouncy, delicious, squeezable funbags anyday...

[NEQcounter]

Yeah...good old George...Better than a big old pair of bouncy, delicious, squeezable funbags anyday...
Happy days, Vim.