Shugster
10-10-2008, 19:29
Got this in my Email Today....:PDT_Xtremez_27:
Giving 100%
From a strictly mathematical point of view it goes like this:
What makes 100%? What does it mean to give more then 100%? Ever wonder about people who say they are giving more then 100%?
We have all had those experiences where someone wants you to give more than 100%
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 200 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far assskissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:
While hard work and knowledge will get you close,
and, attitude will get you there,
bull**** and asskissing will put you over the top.
Giving 100%
From a strictly mathematical point of view it goes like this:
What makes 100%? What does it mean to give more then 100%? Ever wonder about people who say they are giving more then 100%?
We have all had those experiences where someone wants you to give more than 100%
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 200 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far assskissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:
While hard work and knowledge will get you close,
and, attitude will get you there,
bull**** and asskissing will put you over the top.