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Joe90
18-05-2006, 14:27
Riggers... Thick as fook? or is it just the minority ?

If you were in a hotel room and you wanted to watch the telly but it didn't work. What would you do ?

a) call the maintenance fella
b) see the manager
c) ask for a new telly / room
d) Dial 999 and report it to the police

Of course, any self-respecting techie would do either a, b or c correct ? However, if you're a gormless rubgy playing tart with no teeth, you'd go for option D every time.
Rigger - "Hello, police?...yeah, my telly doesn't work"
plod - "Fcuk off you thick tw@t"

TRUE STORY cos he even admitted it to us. DUH !

MrMasher
19-05-2006, 12:01
I dont suppose his nickname begins with B and ends in ch does it?
Sounds like someone I know!

Billy Whizz
19-05-2006, 12:26
Or e) Go out on the p!55 and fcuk the TV.

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